(to Richard) You've been rumbled.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
NINew interviewer Linda Plant
(having learned that the previous task reduced Charleine to tears) But how are you going to cope, running a multi-million pound organization? Gonna cry?
(At the end of Richard's initial interview with Mike Soutar)
Mike Soutar: That just appears to be more than just a sloppy mistake. It appears to me to be misleading.
(Joseph goes to an interview in front of Claude Littner who consequently is surprised to see him)
Claude Littner: Are you really Joseph?
Joseph Valente: Am I really Joseph? Yeah.
(Remembering his mustache Claude feels the top of his own upper lip in a mustache fashion)
CWCharleine Wain
(after Joseph shaves his mustache off) Don't grow it back mate!
You've got more cheek than Kim Kardashian, I think.
(During the filming of Joseph's promotional video)
Mergim Butaja: I'm off to run a bath.
Elle Stevenseon: Mergim, the fire's not working!
Mergim Butaja: Neither, is, the, Bath.
(Brett laughs in the background and the video stops)
Elle Stevenson: Mergim, no!
Brett Butler Smythe: (in Mergim's voice) Neither is tha bath! (normal voice)What are you doing?
(Take two)
Brett Butler-Smythe: Action!
Elle Stevenson: Well, what are we going to do about it? I'm freezing.
Mergim Butaja: I'll get hold of Plime Time Plumbers...
(Elle starts laughing and the filming stops again)
Ow, that was perfect!
Why don't you tell me one last time Joseph, why you think you should be my business partner?
Joseph Valente: Lord Sugar, I once read a book that changed my life. The title of that book was "What you See is What you Get." and I saw the author of that book and what I'm saying to you is what you see is what you get. I've got ten years experience in this industry, I'm driven, passionate, and hard working. through these last 12 weeks I've jumped through hoops to try and prove to you time and time again that I can adapt and change, I do need investment I do need mentoring. But with that combination I will make a million pounds within five years, there's no doubt about that. And I hope you can see me as a person and I hope you buy into me.
Technology has been my best friend for over 50 years...but maybe it's time to make new friends. And so Joseph, you are going to be my business partner!
(after Lord Sugar hires Joseph) From Task one, I think he showed a certain caliber, a certain entrepreneurial flair that I think you don't see too often in a young man.
Lord Sugar: Yeah. But, you know what? Joseph, my money, my help. I think he can go far.
I'm an emperor, a true leader. A country is not enough, a continent is not enough. I'm after the world.
AKAleksandra King
The sheer energy I am going to bring is going to mimic that of a nuclear explosion. Once I lock myself onto the target, they do not stand a chance.
If you want to moan, you can send me an email at "LordSugar@idon'tcare. com"
DSDillon St. Paul
I'm the business equivalent of a diamond. I can sparkle and light up a room, but if you're not careful I can cut you.
JOJD O'Brien
(trying to explain the boys' team name, "Titans") They're in...mythological... Greek...badasses...
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