(on Scott's attempts to secure work during leaflets) What a complete waste of time!
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(After customers ignore Scott during his attempt to sell body-wash and Maltesers on an escalator)
Scott Saunders: It's alright, I'll talk to myself.
SSScott Saunders
I want that stuff, in there!
Brett Butler-Smythe: Speak to me like that again...
(After Versatile win the task and on their treat)
Richard Woods: Do you fancy, when you move to London, getting a place round there Charleine?
Charleine Wain: Yeah, not with you though Richard!
(Gary and Charleine carry two large boxes to their stall on the first day of the task)
Gary Poulton: You alright there, Charleine?
Charleine Wain: (struggling) Yeah. The heavy candles are heavy!
(On the second day of the task, Richard tries to attract customer into his team's discount store, all the while being watched from the upper floor by Vana and Brett)
Richard Woods: We're Manchester's newest discount store. I've even got it on my T-shirt, that means it's true.
(on Versatile's party after they lose the task) It was supposed to be fun. It seemed to me more like an Ofsted inspection.
(Connexus have won the task and Lord Sugar sends them on their treat but Scott remains seated)
Scott Saunders: It's alright. I would just like to quickly say, thank you for the opportunity but I would like to exit the process at this point.
(stunned look from Charleine and the other candidates. For a while Connexus stand at the door and do not leave just yet)
Charleine Wain: (gasps) My god!
Lord Sugar: Well that's your choice if you want to...
(Connexus leave the boardroom)
Richard Woods: Oh, my god!
Lord Sugar: You're doing my job for me.
Richard Woods: (shocked) What is he doing?!
Lord Sugar: But I'm an honorable man and I stick to the rules, so all I do is thank you very much for putting yourself forward because you've actually made life a bit easier for me, okay?
Scott Saunders: Thank you very much.
(Scott leaves the boardroom)
Charleine Wain: My god!
(Scott walks past his team-mates and gets his luggage then leaves)
Richard Woods: Scott, what are you doing?!
Scott Saunders: I'm off!
(Stunned look from Vana)
(after Scott leaves) This process is all about people who perform. At least another one of you will be leaving the process today.
(Versatile are dismissed)
Karren Brady: He clearly knows he's out of his depth.
Lord Sugar: He didn't deserve to stay in this process. He really didn't. Listening to you...
Karren Brady: Oh, he's gone!
Claude Littner: He's been floundering for weeks really.
CWCharleine Wain
(to Selina) Do NOT talk over me! I am talking here!
(On Charleine's business plan) Expecting her to become as big as Toni & Guy is like expecting Claude to grow an afro.
(Reading from Richard's plan) "Project X. A fully managed and implemented business growth campaign that starts with a focus base camp, to remove the clouds from our client's business growth mountain..."
(Stunned and bewildered look from Claude)
(After his interview with Linda) I've thrown it away!
(The initial interview)
Vana Koutsomitis: So do you want me to give you a bit of background about why I know there's an opportunity? Because obviously, that's going to your first question.
Claude Litter: Why don't you let me ask the first question rather than predicting it?
Why does Lord Sugar call you Valentino?
Joseph Valente: 'Cause my surname's "Valente", the Italian and I'm a bit of a romancer.
Claudine Collins: Are you?
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