(holding an orange) Is this an orange?
Edward Hunter: I dunno.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I think the main problem is Edward. He's trying incredibly hard to show that he's not an accountant, he's not the accounting model. And unfortunately I think he left a lot of the good parts of the accountancy at the door when he came in-
Lord Sugar: That's the most sensible answer I've heard here today.
ABAlex Britez Cabral
(putting on a Welsh accent) I was just passing through the valley! I do love being on the farm.
(in a Scouse accent) How's your wife and my kids?
(to Alex) My contribution is more positive than negative. Yours is nada.
Based on the feedback I've been hearing today, I'd like to bring back Alex, and Jim
Lord Sugar: Alex and Jim
Jim Eastwood: Well, it's interesting he chose myself and Alex. There's actually a few fall guys; Vincent fluffed his speech and I had to save the day, and I don't fluff speeches. Glenn, designed the app that turned out to be, Crap! On two tasks in, I've given a hundred percent effort.
Leon Doyle: Jim has done a sterling job and...
Jim Eastwood: Well then, I'm not the person you should be bringing back in if you agree that I've done a sterling job side so you need to change your decision.
(stunned look from Lord Sugar)
Leon Doyle: So on the basis of Jim's dealings here if, I mean do you want me to change it?
Jim Eastwood: Change!
Lord Sugar: I'm asking you, you're the man, you're bringing back in here....
Jim Eastwood: It's obvious!
Leon Doyle: Yeah it's obvious. Okay... There's a potential it could be down to the concept, so...(looks down the left hand side of the boardroom then faces Lord Sugar again) Okay. On the basis of the failing of this task is down to the app I'm going to bring in Glenn.(stunned look from Glenn)
Glenn Ward: You want to bring me back? I don't think you should, because...
Leon Doyle: Listen Glenn...
Jim Eastwood: It's done and agreed.
Glenn Ward: I don't think you should. What do you think Jim? Do you think I should be back here?
Jim Eastwood: The PM's made a decision, I highlighted who I thought made flaws, who made mistakes and he's chosen you.
Glenn Ward: Well, I know... I think it should be Tom...
Lord Sugar: Okay, but listen, the point is he makes the final decision. I want to get home tonight, Speak!
Leon Doyle: This is my final decision.
Lord Sugar: Right, okay. The rest of you, you've lost. You shouldn't have lost this task. Go back to the house, the other three of you, go wait outside and I'll call you back in shortly.
(A recording session for the introduction of Slang-a-tang)
Vincent Disneur: Slang-
Jim Eastwood: A-
Alex Britez Cabral: Tang.
EREllie Read, Helen Milligan, Susan Ma and Melody Hossaini
(during a recording session) MOOOOO!
(all break down laughing)
Melody Hossaini: (while the others are laughing) We are serious businesswomen!
(during his boardroom deliberations) Alex, you're certainly a good talker but I'm not thinking of starting a business writing speeches.
Alex? Yes. Sorry, I always forget him.
(to Leon after they return to the house) You bottled it!
I’m an Irish bulldozer of charm.
GWGavin Winstanley
So just to confirm - a cloche is definitely like a little greenhouse, is that right?
I don’t know what rapport is. If I knew, I’d bottle it and sell it.
EREllie Reed
(on Vincent) He’s what I call in my industry a bit of a wide boy – a Billy Bullshit.
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