The Amanda Show quotes

Papa! This man, he fall asleep on our floor!

Yes! This means he was knocked out by our wonderful comedy!

Then let us dance!

Yes!

DON'T TRUST THE GERMANS!

Uh, okay.

Uh, ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.

CREAMED CORN!

Hey! What's with all the hair dryers? You blew a fuse!

We're having a wiener roast.

Over 30 hair dryers?

Yeah. We're not allowed to start a fire in here. Wiener?

Sure, okay. [to audience] We're going to roast some wieners, so stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff!

Okay, look. I have to be totally honest with you guys. I'm really not in the best mood. Well, see, look; here's the problem. I usually get really nice letters from fans of the show, but yesterday, I got this. Listen to what this kid wrote: "Dear Amanda, I hate The Amanda Show! Sincerely, Michael. P.S. I hate your show!" Can you believe what this kid, Michael, wrote?

LET'S GET HIM!

Okay, calm down! Easy! Easy! Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.

I think the Russians ate the moon!

Except for that guy. Okay, look; since this Michael kid hates the show, I think I should go talk to him about it. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, let's see. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight, and I'll go see what this kid's problem is.

Yes? Can I help you?

Hi. Is Michael here?

Yes. He's inside, booing at the TV. Come on in.

BOO! BOO! I HATE THIS SHOW! BOO!

There he is.

Uh, hi?

Who are you?

I'm Amanda. You wrote me a letter. You said you hated The Amanda Show.

Yeah. I'm watching it now!

The male clams ask the female clams to dance.

That's not "The Amanda Show!" That's "Clam World!" Here!

That's "The Amanda Show."

This IS pretty funny! Oh, you rock! This is a great show!

So stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff! Whoo-hoo!

Sir! My name is Penelope Taynt! I'm Amanda's number one fan! I have my very own Amanda website: www.AmandaPlease.com.

Yeah, yeah. You're www.- coming with me!

Who are you?

I'm...the air conditioning man.

But you're a girl.

Prove it! Where's Amanda, please?

Oh, she went to get dressed. She has to be on stage in just a minute.

Does this air conditioning vent lead to the stage?

I'm not sure.

Then thanks for nothing! I'll find Amanda myself, please! Fair thee well!