The Amanda Show · Season 1
"We've gotta fly towards Nickelodeon! Please hurry, I've got a show to do."
"Nickelodeon? are you one of them Rugrats?" (He begins chuckling.)
"No, I'm Amanda--Amanda Bynes."
"Oh, I wish you were one of them Rugrats."
I am so excited to be doing the show because I am working with some really cool people. [loud thud] Um, it's like a dream come true, because, on a regular show, you'd never...[loud thud]...what's that noise?
[The noise was Penelope trying to break into a room.]
And everyone here on the show really makes me feel at home. The only thing missing is my room.
Hey, Amanda. Since you're the star of the show, do you think you can get pizza and flowers delivered to you in under 30 seconds by two of your favorite TV stars?
And get me a banana nut muffin?
Okay, come on; there is no way that I can get a pizza delivered in under...
[She gets interrupted by cheers and applause, and turns around to see that two All That cast members, Josh Server and Kenan Thompson, have delivered her flowers and a pizza.]
I LOVE YOU, MAN!
[Drake Bell, on the sketch "Totally Kyle"; playing his electric guitar] "Blockblister"!
[Raquel Lee Bolleau] Excuse me.
[Amanda Bynes; Italian accent] Hello. Welcome to our video store. How’m I to be helping you?
I rented this video tape here, and I am not happy.
[John Kassir; Italian accent] I’m Gnocchi Blokey, the manager; why are you to be not happy?
I “to be” not happy, because I rented the movie Screams, and this is not Screams.
No, no, no; you no asked for Screams; you asked for Screamings.
Screamings?! Just play the tape.
Yaga.
Do not worry, my children; is only a movie.
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