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The Amanda Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Amanda, Audience member 1 and others in “Unfinished Business”

Okay, look. I have to be totally honest with you guys. I'm really not in the best mood. Well, see, look; here's the problem. I usually get really nice letters from fans of the show, but yesterday, I got this. Listen to what this kid wrote: "Dear Amanda, I hate The Amanda Show! Sincerely, Michael. P.S. I hate your show!" Can you believe what this kid, Michael, wrote?

AMAudience member 1

LET'S GET HIM!

Okay, calm down! Easy! Easy! Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.

AMAudience member 2

I think the Russians ate the moon!

Except for that guy. Okay, look; since this Michael kid hates the show, I think I should go talk to him about it. Yeah?

AAudience

Yeah.

Okay, let's see. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight, and I'll go see what this kid's problem is.

MSMichael's mother

Yes? Can I help you?

Hi. Is Michael here?

MSMichael's mother

Yes. He's inside, booing at the TV. Come on in.

MMichael

BOO! BOO! I HATE THIS SHOW! BOO!

MSMichael's mother

There he is.

Uh, hi?

MMichael

Who are you?

I'm Amanda. You wrote me a letter. You said you hated The Amanda Show.

MMichael

Yeah. I'm watching it now!

CWClam World Narrator

The male clams ask the female clams to dance.

That's not "The Amanda Show!" That's "Clam World!" Here!

That's "The Amanda Show."

MMichael

This IS pretty funny! Oh, you rock! This is a great show!

So stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff! Whoo-hoo!

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