Amanda quotes from The Amanda Show

I am so excited to be doing the show because I am working with some really cool people. [loud thud] Um, it's like a dream come true, because, on a regular show, you'd never...[loud thud]...what's that noise?

And everyone here on the show really makes me feel at home. The only thing missing is my room.

"We've gotta fly towards Nickelodeon! Please hurry, I've got a show to do."

"Nickelodeon? are you one of them Rugrats?" (He begins chuckling.)

"No, I'm Amanda--Amanda Bynes."

"Oh, I wish you were one of them Rugrats."

Hey, Amanda. Since you're the star of the show, do you think you can get pizza and flowers delivered to you in under 30 seconds by two of your favorite TV stars?

And get me a banana nut muffin?

Okay, come on; there is no way that I can get a pizza delivered in under...

DON'T TRUST THE GERMANS!

Uh, okay.

Uh, ma'am, that wasn't the funny part.

CREAMED CORN!

Hey! What's with all the hair dryers? You blew a fuse!

We're having a wiener roast.

Over 30 hair dryers?

Yeah. We're not allowed to start a fire in here. Wiener?

Sure, okay. [to audience] We're going to roast some wieners, so stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff!

Okay, look. I have to be totally honest with you guys. I'm really not in the best mood. Well, see, look; here's the problem. I usually get really nice letters from fans of the show, but yesterday, I got this. Listen to what this kid wrote: "Dear Amanda, I hate The Amanda Show! Sincerely, Michael. P.S. I hate your show!" Can you believe what this kid, Michael, wrote?

LET'S GET HIM!

Okay, calm down! Easy! Easy! Look, I really appreciate your mob mentality, but everybody has a right to say what they think.

I think the Russians ate the moon!

Except for that guy. Okay, look; since this Michael kid hates the show, I think I should go talk to him about it. Yeah?

Yeah.

Okay, let's see. His address is right here, so you guys sit tight, and I'll go see what this kid's problem is.

Yes? Can I help you?

Hi. Is Michael here?

Yes. He's inside, booing at the TV. Come on in.

BOO! BOO! I HATE THIS SHOW! BOO!

There he is.

Uh, hi?

Who are you?

I'm Amanda. You wrote me a letter. You said you hated The Amanda Show.

Yeah. I'm watching it now!

The male clams ask the female clams to dance.

That's not "The Amanda Show!" That's "Clam World!" Here!

That's "The Amanda Show."

This IS pretty funny! Oh, you rock! This is a great show!

So stick around! We'll be back in a second to do stuff! Whoo-hoo!