2nd most-quoted character in The Alvin Show: in 19 of its 40 quotesDave (16), Theodore (11), Simon (8)
Scenes with Alvin 19
[after going over to the other side and picks up a sleeping J. P. Lester] Alvin, Alvin, speak to me Alvin.
Alvin [walking up behind Dave, with an extra blanket under his arm] What do you want me to say Dave?
[looking at Alvin] Don’t bother me now Alvin. [looks back at J. P., who's now waking up] Now Alvin- [looks at camera before looking at the awake Theodore and Simon, sitting in bed] If that's Theodore... and that’s Simon... [looks back at Alvin] And you're Alvin... [looks at the ghost, who's fully awake] then you... must... be a-a...
JP J. P. Lester
[calmly] Ghost?
[In white blurs, Dave and the Chipmunks rush out of the house and leave]
Oh, those kids. How can they get this yard so messed up in such a short time? Theodore! Simon! Alvin!
[Alvin tiredly walks up to Dave, Simon, and Theodore.]
Alvin Yeah?
All right, now, just look at this yard! [Alvin tries to sleepwalk away]
Alvin Uh-huh.
Alvin! Come back here! [Alvin complies] Now, look. This yard is a disgrace and a mess. I want you to pick up your toys, put away your bike, get rid of those boxes, put up the ping pong paddles, clean up trash, in other words, clean up this yard!
Alvin Aw, Dave! That sounds like a lotta work!
Work never hurt anybody. Anyway, it can be fun if you hum, or sing, or even whistle while you work.
[Dave has come home, depressed.]
Well, I guess this is it. None of the disc jockeys will play our records anymore.
Alvin Huh?
They say they want something new. A new sound. They say our records don't have the "Top 40" sound. They just don't want singing chipmunks anymore.
Alvin But that's a team record! It would be a big hit! And--
They wouldn't even listen to it. I guess we're through as recording artists. We're washed up. Finished!
About our allowance, Dave, we want to know if we can have more--[Alvin and Simon cover his mouth]
[reads the newspaper; sighs] We'd better start looking for another job. Let's see. "Help wanted. Aerodynamics engineer. Astronuclear scientist..."
Alvin Why won't you play our record?!
Come on, Alvin, get outta here!
Alvin But you'll love our new record! You gotta!
I play only records of the new sound. Your new Chipmunk music just won't fit in.
Alvin Well, let them hear this! This is the newest sound!
[throws Alvin out of the studio] No!
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