A character in The Addams Family
Played by Blossom Rock
The Addams Family · 72 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in The Addams Family: in 5 of its 72 quotes
Most scenes with: Uncle Fester (3), Gomez Addams (2), Morticia Addams (2)
Oh, these conventions! There're so exciting!
I remember the first time I voted, 1906.
Now, Mama, you know there was no women's suffrage in 1906.
That didn't stop me.
You're a real Addams.
[Pugsley and Wednesday present themselves in their Halloween outfits - a business man and bespeckled girl in a party dress]
[pleased at the children's frightful costumes] They'll scare the wits out of people.
Yes. When you knock on neighbors' doors, you'd better say "Do not be alarmed, we are only little children."
But what I need is the eye of a critic.
A critic?
Yes, someone who'd give an unbiased opinion of my work.
If you don't believe me, you could ask Uncle Fester.
Oh well, he's sweet, but he has an axe to grind.
Well that's just for recreation.
Where's Gomez?
He's working on your release. Never lost a case, you know.
And never won one either. Perfect record!
[Thing engages the others in a game of charades to try telling them where he's found Pugsley]
I think he's trying to tell us something.
What is it, Thing? Something we should know?
Is it smaller than a coffin?
Larger than a tsetse fly?
Is it the title of a song?
Oh, this is fun. I mean, it WOULD be if Pugsley were here. Is it someone we know?
How many syllables?
Two syllables. Ah, ha... Whom do we know with two syllables? First syllable. Sounds like.
[Thing slugs the air]
Fight?
Fighting.
Fight-ER!
Pugilist.
Pug! Pug... Pug... Ahhh... It just doesn't seem to ring a bell.
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