[Thing engages the others in a game of charades to try telling them where he's found Pugsley]
I think he's trying to tell us something.
What is it, Thing? Something we should know?
Is it smaller than a coffin?
Larger than a tsetse fly?
Is it the title of a song?
Oh, this is fun. I mean, it WOULD be if Pugsley were here. Is it someone we know?
How many syllables?
Two syllables. Ah, ha... Whom do we know with two syllables? First syllable. Sounds like.
[Thing slugs the air]
Fight?
Fighting.
Fight-ER!
Pugilist.
Pug! Pug... Pug... Ahhh... It just doesn't seem to ring a bell.
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