Isn't it weird that everytime something strange happens Raven isn't here to see it.
That's because she is Raven!
S4 E19Teacher's Pet
Dr. Stuckerman (to Courtney): Do you know what my first name is?
CCourtney
I'm afraid not, sir.
SDr. Stuckerman
Bingo!
(to Raven) Yeah he looks like a Bingo to me.
S4 E20The Way We Are There
Chelsea (about Eddie's parents): They're so happy together, just like in your vision.
Uh, yeah, what you see is what I saw, but what I saw is not what you see, and you see what I'm sayin'?
Say that again. I might still have some money in my ear
Chels, listen. Eddie's parents are not getting back together.
MMichael
You know, it's nice to be together as a family again.
LLynn
It's just like old times.
Oh, I was hoping you were gonna say something like that. Maybe, you never know, this could be the start of a new beginning.
LLynn
What are you talking about?
Maybe you guys can get back together.
(Eddie's parents laugh)
What y'all laughin' at?
LLynn
Just the thought of us actually getting back together.
MMichael
If there's one thing we agree on, it's that that's not gonna happen in a million years.
S4 E21Where There's Smoke
[speaks on phone to Victor about the mayor coming to pick up the casserole] Dad, I know, I know, listen, listen. The casserole is in the oven. Yes, yes, yes! You take it out, you let it cool, you shampoo it, you rinse it, repeat it! [laughs] I'm just playing with you, Daddy! [rushed] Hold on, let me call you right back. Love you, too, bye!
[stops cory] Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?
[holding basketball] To the library.
With a basketball? Dad put me in charge. I need you to respect me enough to give me a decent lie!
Sorry, I was in a rush.
Cory, you are not going anywhere until you finish your chores.
[lies] I did 'em!
[after each question, Cory lies with the answer "Yes!"] So you cleaned your room? You picked up the laundry? You picked up fresh milk?
[gives a look] You may go.
Thank you!
[walks to the refrigerator, thinking to self] Yep, when it comes to little brothers, you just gotta show them who's boss!
[pours glass of milk and old, chunky milk come out] CORY!!
[picks up laundry] Corry. . .lazy, nonworking, good for nothing, [finds cigarette] cigarette smoking -- cigarette smoking??? Oh, no. . . CORY!!!
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