That's So Raven · Season 4
That is so not true, Chels, I remember every important detail about you.
Ok, really? um, ok, what's my favorite animal? Ok, what's my favorite vegetable? What's my favorite mineral?
Mineral? what?
Look at you, Rae. You're supposed to be my best friend. Come on, I bet you don't even know my middle name.
Ah, I bet you don't even know mine.
Raven Lydia Baxter! Uh, your favorite vegetable is corn, your favorite mineral is diamond and your favorite animal is stuffed.
Lucky guess.
Any questions?
Shouldn't we be working with professionals instead of people off the street?
Did she just dis us?
Uh, yeah, I'm feelin' a little dissed.
Raven (to Sydney): You know what we have to do to them in the fashion competition, don't you?
Crush them!
Now you getting it.
Kendra Blair here...awaiting the return of the great fashion photographer, Pistache. Oh, here she comes now!
[Raven walks in dressed as Pistache]
[fake French accent] Bonjour! Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello. Frere Jacques. Where does pistache do the big shooooow?!
Shouldn't we wait for Donna?
NO! We do not wait for Donna. Pistache works very quickly. [snaps fingers] I have to go back into seclusion.
Oh! The boys, the boys!
[slowly] How does it feel to be in A-mer-i-ca?
NO! You do not speak to the boys. They do not speak the same English as you speak. They speak another form of the language that you do not know. Boys! Saabite, wootita zoozoo...wika wah wika fiki fiki wah tika chika wah wah!
Tika tika wah.
Tika tika wah wah!
Oh la la! Pistache found the camera! Okay boys, smiley smile! Oh the pointing, the pointing. It's so rude, so rude, I love it! So nasty!
Eh, Pistache...have you met Pistache?
There is no other Pis- [sees Donna also dressed as Pistache, coming towards her] Oh, snap! Okay there is a perfect explanation.
[walks over to Zack and Cody] This is not Yan...and Kvelt.
Raven, you're fired.
Yeah, I kinda figured that.
They are even better.
Raven, you're re-hired.
Sweet.
I think this is gonna work.
I know it is.
I got it. And now, we dance.
[Everyone starts dancing]
Raven! What were you doing up in those vents?!
Uh, well, I heard you needed a new design for your fall line, so I said, "Why not drop on in?"
"Drop in"? More like "crash in".
I wouldn't have to "crash in" if you weren't "hate-in".
Raven (to Donna): Maybe I can have my name next to yours.
No.
In tiny little letters?
No.
On the washing machine tag? We'll talk about it later.
Oh, oh! So, Mr. B, how's business?
Do you really care?
(shakes her head) No.
(to Kayla) The Juicer thinks you're cute.
(to Cory) Do you want to know what I think? (grabs his hand) I think you're cute (a teapot starts heating while Kayla is holding Cory's hand)
Aaaah!! Where's the rest of you?!
Just look in my eyes, baby, just look in my eyes.
[repeated line] Don't get me started!
You thought you could hide from me, didn't you?
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