Betty Jane: Cousin Raven, I've been waiting all these years to see you again.
Raven: I knew you were gonna say that.
Betty Jane: And now I can't wait for you to leave. Momma!
Raven: I didn't know she was gonna say that.
S3 E27Country Cousins Part 1 & 2 (2005) & 28
Raven: Chels! Dude, you're supposed to be on hole patrol.
Chelsea: Oh, I'm sorry. But look, Rae, that creepy scarecrow keeps staring right at me
Raven: Oh, yeah, that's Percy. Yeah, he used to creep me out too when I was a little kid. Auntie Faye used to tell this scary story. Like.. uh..when the moon was out...kinda like tonight...Percy would come to life, sneak into your room..(gasps) and steal your soul.. (laughs) kinda silly...Chels?
Baby G: Ya nasty. [throws object at Raven]
Raven: Ow... you little gremlin.
S3 E30Mr. Perfect
Raven: Thanks for walking me home today, Andre (giggles) and yesterday and uh, the day before that.
Andre: That's a lot of walkin'. Do you know what that means?
Raven: Yeah, yeah I really think we need to start taking the bus 'cause my feet are getting swollen, crusty and bumpy.
(Andre laughs)
Andre: I'm talking about you being my girlfriend.
Raven: Oh, okay, please forget everything I said about my feet. Um, I'd love to be your girlfriend, Andre.
Andre: Cool! Great. So...(reaches for Raven's hand and kisses it) I'll see you later.
Raven: Okay.
Raven: Out!
Stanley: Okay, baby, but my love is like a boomerang, keeps on comin' back
Raven: Well my foot is like a pendulum, it will keep on swingin..' (raises her leg)
Stanley: Okay, I'm goin.'
Raven: Thank you. (closes the door, walks away, and Stanley opens it again)
Stanley: Boomerang, baby.
(Raven shoves him out the door.)
S3 E31Goin' Hollywood
I'll have my people call your people (looks at Raven and Cory) your mom says hi.
S3 E32Save The Last Dance
Raven (jumping up and down): I'm getting a date, I'm getting a date, I'm getting a date, I'm getting a date, I'm getting a date!
(about the prom) Well, I have been dreaming about this night forever, you guys. I found the perfect dress.
Do you have a date?
I found the perfect shoes.
Do you have a date?
I've rented the limo.
She ain't got no date.
Let's not focus on the negative, okay?
Yeah, that's right! Exactly. There are more important things about going to the prom than just getting a date.
Yeah!
So, you ain't got one either, huh?
S3 E35Cake Fear
PMiss Patterson
Are you children enjoying them?
RCRaven, Chelsea, Eddie & Cory
...Oh...yeah...ummm...
Miss Patterson': Good, 'cause I put something special in them. A dash...of cinnamon!
[Chelsea holds hands to neck and makes choking sound]
Oh wait did you say cinnamon?
PMiss Patterson
Oh no, it's time...I have to do this now.
Wait, wait, do what?
PMiss Patterson
Take a shower. Every day at exactly 6:03 I take a shower for exactly five and a half minutes. I call it me time.
Yes, all your evidence is in here, along with her evil... [pulls out knitting needles] knitting needles...and her evil... [pulls out teddy bear] teddy bear...and her evil...book of..nighty night stories...IT WAS IN HERE, I SAW IT!
PPoliceman
We're going door to door looking for a revenge-seeking babysitter.
RERaven, Eddie & Cory
THAT'S HER!
PPoliceman
Where?
She's in there...in the kitchen...making cocoa!
[After Raven and Corey admitted the truth, Miss Patterson tells Raven to confess to the hidden camera in the wall]
Yes, yes, yes we ate the...CAMERA?! [Stares into camera crazy]
S3 E36Vision Impossible
HEY! Are yall spying on my dream? That is jacked up! I'm angry, I'm awake, and I'm coming to get ya!
Scratching on the turntables! I mean, Whiskers was like "mickehmickehmeowmickehmickehmeow
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