Ben, you stink. Okay, look, I’m sorry.
BBen
I do?
Hasn't anybody ever told you that before?
BBen
Well, my mom...but that's just my mom. She thinks my dad smells too.
Interesting.
S1 E6Smell Of Victory
28 minutes and 19 seconds; that's how long me and my nose have been in there. The good news, we finished the project. The bad news, we have to burn the couch.
Cuddles died?
Yeah, he died the same way he lived, on the wheel.
Where you going?
To get something to drink.
[loud enough for Eddie and Corey to hear] Oh, I'll get something for you. Don't worry about that, Chelsea! [Eddie and Corey give her a baby bottle from behind the door] Here you go. There. I'll make sure it's good for you.
Thanks, but I was thinking something more like a soda.
Soda? Girl, do you know that stuff is bad for you? Milk brings strong bones. Got to work on it. I'll even join you... [they give her a soda from behind the door] with a nice soda.
[takes soda from Raven] Thanks.
[Chelsea is sitting on the stage waiting for election results and Raven is standing behind the curtain]
Come on, Chels, you gotta talk to me sometime.
No, I don't. Go away!
I'll hit you.
You will not! [Raven punches Chelsea from behind the curtain] OW!
S1 E9The Parties
PILLOW FIGHT!!
NNicki
Love the jacket Rae, I used to have one just like it... when it was in style. No offense! [snaps at her hairspray girls to laugh]
None taken. Oh and Nicki, I love what you're doing with your makeup girl. It's really covering up most of them scales. No offense. [Chelsea laughs by imitating those hairspray girls].
(to girl lowering her pants) GIRL YOU BETTER PULL THAT BACK UP!
S1 E10Ye Olde Dating Game
Rae, I don't think this petticoat seems very royal.
Well, if the royal queen doesn't want her royal hiney to be stuck by a royal pin, she's going to be royally quiet, alright, okay.
GGabriel
Hey.
Hey!
GGabriel
Uh, no. Hay, stuck in your hair.
S1 E11Dissin' Cousins
Okay, she's almost here. Which ones, these or these?
Rae, you always freak out every time your cousin Andrea comes in from Europe.
Girl, I am fine. I just need to know what hat says, you know, "Thanks for coming, but you need to go back to Paris."
Rae, she's only gonna be here for a little while.
Okay, I understand that, but does this belt say, "Just because we're relatives doesn't mean I have to like you"?
Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't of said that we were going out but she made me so mad. Can't you just be my boyfriend for one week? What's the big deal?
Because in a week, Andrea will be gone. You had a vision. Now, I had that same vision. I want that kiss, you promised me that kiss.
Okay, Eddie, I just can't back down now. She will never let me live it down.
But I'm a man. I have feelings. I need to be held, Rae
Okay, Eddie, don't make me come down there and...(Andrea walks in Raven's room) give you the biggest hug my Eddie bear has ever had!
What?! She's there isn't she?
Oh, I miss you too, Pookie
Okay, now, Rae, that's it. I'm drawing the line at "Pookie"
AAndrea
You remember that pony I had?
Yeah
AAndrea
Made it up
Well you remember that soccer trophy I had?
AAndrea
Uh huh
Garage sale. $2.50.
S1 E12Teach Your Children Well
Today, we are going to be working on "Romeo and Juliet." Can anyone tell me what this play is about?
Boy likes girl, girl likes boy. They both die. Cry, cry, cry. The end.
Raven (to Chelsea): We're going in. (tries to open the door) No, we're not. It's locked.
Ugh, it's locked!
I just said that.
I know.
Max, my mama is married okay? Let it go before it gets ugly!
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