Eddie quotes from That's So Raven

Raven

Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't of said that we were going out but she made me so mad. Can't you just be my boyfriend for one week? What's the big deal?

Eddie

Because in a week, Andrea will be gone. You had a vision. Now, I had that same vision. I want that kiss, you promised me that kiss.

Raven

Okay, Eddie, I just can't back down now. She will never let me live it down.

Eddie

But I'm a man. I have feelings. I need to be held, Rae

Raven

Okay, Eddie, don't make me come down there and...(Andrea walks in Raven's room) give you the biggest hug my Eddie bear has ever had!

Eddie

What?! She's there isn't she?

Raven

Oh, I miss you too, Pookie

Eddie

Okay, now, Rae, that's it. I'm drawing the line at "Pookie"

Raven

[as Liz Anya] Do you know who I be? Does you listen to music?

Eddie

[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Do you watch TV?

Chelsea

[as Liz Anya's executive] Do you carry a lunch box?

Chelsea

[in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!

Eddie

[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Y-Yeah, you see, Liz Anya's always better warmed up.

Raven

'[as Liz Anya] 'Just have Victor prepare my usual.

Ummm, Victor doesn't work here anymore!

SHHHHHH!!!!

Eddie

Don't SHHHHHH her!

Raven

[as liz Anya] GET ME J.LO!!!!

Chelsea

OHHHHHH, YOU DONE IT NOW!!!!

Chelsea

[calls Cory]

Raven

[as Liz Anya] Hey, girlfriend, you know I'm down here at Augustine's and this fool fired Victor! I-I know. She wants to talk to you.

S-She wants to talk to me!

Eddie

Don't look at the phone, brotha.

' Hi! Mrs. Lopez, I'm a really big fan.

Cory

If you want to see my back get Victor back!, [Victor walks in and hears Cory][Cory] Mom said all boys voice change when they get older. [Cory runs to his room immediately]

Raven

You guys! Major news! Devon Carter said that he's gonna try to make it to the grand opening. Do you know what this means?!?

Chelsea

Yeah, more work for us.

Raven

[giggles] Exactly! Chelsea, I'm gonna need a wardrobe conference and Eddie, I'm gonna need egg roll recipes.

Eddie

Ok, but, uh, what if we have other plans?

Raven

[snickers in disbelief] Plans that I don't know about? That is pretty hilarious! [bursts into laughter]

Eddie

But seriously, Rae. We do have other plans.

Raven

[skeptically] What y'all doin'?

Eddie

Actually, we're bowling and surfing.

Chelsea

Ye-yeah, right! Right. We are blurfing...Yes...

Raven

Blurfing?

Chelsea

Mmhmm.

Eddie

Y-yeah, see, uh, see you, uh, you bowl on a surf board and it's cool except for, you know, the, uh, the board scratches the lanes 'cause they still workin' out the kinks and stuff like that...

Raven

So, umm, y'all can't help out 'cause you gotta blurf?

Chelsea

Yeah, Rae. Well, ya know, it's not us. We're in a league, sorry. Eddie, we better go.

Eddie

Yeah, let's get up out of here.

Raven

Hey! So, what's going on with you two? [Raven glares suspiciously]

Nothing. [Innocently looking]

Raven

Oh? 'Cause, um, [sniffs and sucks teeth] lately it's kinda seemed like something.

Chelsea

Well, uh, sometimes nothing can seem like something... [trying to play it off]

Raven

And yet sometimes something can actually be 'something'.

Eddie

Unless it's nothing.

Raven

Nothing yet or nothing at all 'cause if it's nothing at all we can do it to-geth-er...

Eddie

Can't.

Raven

Why not?

Chelsea

Because if three people do nothing, then it actually becomes something.

Raven

[talking about Gomez the goat] Oh, Chelsea's right, he doesn't look so good. What d'you thinks wrong with him, girl?

Chelsea

Maybe it was something he ate.

Raven

Well, he ate everything.

Eddie

What do we do?

Chelsea

Okay. Mr. and Mrs. B, I need you to call Dr. Calvin, he's the best vet in town. Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down. Rae, you get some blankets. Cory, I need an ice pack. Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk,

Chelsea

Yeah, I know, it's me, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

Eddie

Yo im hopping on my way to the crib my cellys blowing up my little mommys on the phone saying 'Pappi what's up?' Now somebody scream!

We don't know what your saying!

Chelsea

No one can find out that the new janitor is actually a talent scout from 'Undercover Superstar'!

'Undercover Superstar'?

Raven

Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.

Eddie

You know what this means, every man for himself.

Chelsea

Or woman!

Eddie

Old school; old school; pre-school!

Chelsea

Bad for your skin; bad for the environment; and just plain bad!

Raven

Got to go! Got to go! Got to go!!

Eddie

See anything you like?

Yeah! The whole right side of the menu.

Eddie

(Opens his wallet)Ehh!

Hey!

Uh yea, Chels, snap out, snap out of it, Chels.

Chelsea

Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.

Eddie

You're diggin' him, huh?

Chelsea

Yeah, what gave it away?

Eddie

You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.

Chelsea

Oh would ya?

Raven

Sorry about that.

Chelsea

Did ya just have a vision?

Raven

Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.

Chelsea

What?

Raven

Go.

Chelsea

Okay. [takes off]

Eddie

What was your real vision?

Raven

I was kissing Ben.

Eddie

What? How could you do that to your best friend?

Raven

I didn't do anything yet.

Eddie

And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.

Raven

That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.

Raven

Oh, snap.

Sorry.

Raven

Gotta go.

[thinking Raven is their star gymnast, Natasha Bubinski] I want to know everything about you. You're language, your culture, your interests-

Eddie

[quietly] Why don't you just start with her name?

Raven

HUSH...ski? Hushski, Hushhushski, that's my dog. He is a Siberian Polar Poodle.

Chelsea

Eddie, are you sure you don't want to join the Bee Keepers Club?

Eddie

Oh, no, I'm allergic.

Chelsea

Oh, to bees?

Eddie

No, to nerds.

Raven

A wedding? I love weddings. I hope I don't cry!

Eddie

Oh, you're going to cry, alright because it's your wedding!