Eddie quotes from That's So Raven

Eddie

Rae, did you just have a vision?

Raven

[panicking] Yes you see what happened was- [bumps into Chelsea's statue and shatters it] ...pretty much that.

Eddie

I got you something easy to eat this time Rae. [Feeds Raven]

Raven

Mmh mmmh, this is good, what is this?

Eddie

A hot and spicy jalapeno pepper popper.

Raven

[Shocked] A jalapeno pepper popper!? You picked a potentially painful pepper popper to pop into my pecker?

Eddie

Possibly [Confused]

Raven

Hot! Hot, water water aah!

Eddie

Not now, you can't have no water right now Rae.

Eddie

Oh, here comes the judge [flees]

Raven

Oh, remember the time when you put a lizard in Eddie's pants? [laughs]

Can you find in your heart to forgive me?

Eddie

The lizard didn't bite my heart.

Raven

Something's wrong with the ice cream! It's all runny!

Eddie

Yeah. It's like someone broke the A4-Regulator Valve or something!

Raven

How does everybody know that?

Raven

You know what? That's a good looking picture of Mad Dog's Sister.

Eddie

It's a really bad looking picture of Mad Dog!

Raven

I am not okay. (passes out)

Eddie

Chels, did you get that?

Chelsea

Got it!

Eddie

Yes!

Raven

(about the prom) Well, I have been dreaming about this night forever, you guys. I found the perfect dress.

Eddie

Do you have a date?

Raven

I found the perfect shoes.

Eddie

Do you have a date?

Raven

I've rented the limo.

Eddie

She ain't got no date.

Raven

Let's not focus on the negative, okay?

Chelsea

Yeah, that's right! Exactly. There are more important things about going to the prom than just getting a date.

Raven

Yeah!

Eddie

So, you ain't got one either, huh?

Are you children enjoying them?

...Oh...yeah...ummm...

Chelsea

Oh wait did you say cinnamon?

We're going door to door looking for a revenge-seeking babysitter.

THAT'S HER!

Where?

Raven

She's in there...in the kitchen...making cocoa!

Chelsea

Donna Cabonna?! (accidentally lets go of her bowling ball and it starts rolling down the stairs) Four!

Eddie

That's golf, Chels.

Chelsea

No, that's the fourth ball I've lost this week.

Eddie

Can we please go to the batting cage now?

Chelsea

Or we can go to the country.

Raven

Uh, the country? I'd rather go to the batting cages.

Eddie

Right, well let's put it to a vote. Who wants to go to the country?

Chelsea

(raises hand) Where there's a great little country store.

Raven

Huh?

Chelsea

That sells really cute accessories.

Raven

Uh.

Chelsea

Uhm, and they're all on sale.

Raven

Ahhh! Ahh I'm in, I'm in.

Chelsea

Yeah, that's right. Everybody buckle up to the country, Edward.

Eddie

Mine says "Panic."

Chelsea

Mine says "Don't."

Raven

[crying] MINE SAYS "RAVEN, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!"

Any questions?

Shouldn't we be working with professionals instead of people off the street?

Eddie

Did she just dis us?

Chelsea

Uh, yeah, I'm feelin' a little dissed.

Raven

Just because Eddie is not tall, dark, handsome, muscular...

Eddie

(interrupts) Hey, you better be going somewhere with this.

Eddie

[quietly] Hello, baby! I was expecting your call.

Raven

Eeew!! Eddie stop talkin' like that and put Chelsea on the phone!