Chelsea quotes from That's So Raven

Uh yea, Chels, snap out, snap out of it, Chels.

Chelsea

Uhh, sorry. It's Ben from my history class.

Eddie

You're diggin' him, huh?

Chelsea

Yeah, what gave it away?

Eddie

You stapeled your sleeve to the wall.

Chelsea

Oh would ya?

Raven

Sorry about that.

Chelsea

Did ya just have a vision?

Raven

Uh, yeah Chels, yeah. I saw you, uh, putting up posters over there, on that wall, over there.

Chelsea

What?

Raven

Go.

Chelsea

Okay. [takes off]

Eddie

What was your real vision?

Raven

I was kissing Ben.

Eddie

What? How could you do that to your best friend?

Raven

I didn't do anything yet.

Eddie

And you're not gonna, 'cause you're gonna stay far far away from that guy.

Raven

That's true. Never go near each other, and nothing can ever happen.

Raven

Oh, snap.

Sorry.

Raven

Gotta go.

Chelsea

Eddie, are you sure you don't want to join the Bee Keepers Club?

Eddie

Oh, no, I'm allergic.

Chelsea

Oh, to bees?

Eddie

No, to nerds.

Chelsea

(while holding a bunch of dogs on leashes) Guess who got a job at Camp Woof Woof!

Raven

Uhh, you did.

Chelsea

Aww, what gave it away?

Chelsea

[singing] On top of old Oaaaaaaaaky, all covered with leaves...

Chelsea stop siiiiiinging, I'm begging you please!

Raven

Oh, I broke something! Well, I don't think it's important...

Chelsea

Yeah it is, Rae. That looks like the A4-Regulator Valve.

Raven

How do you know that?

Chelsea

Uh, how do you not know that?

Chelsea

Aw... Why don't we have nicknames?

Raven

Okay... biscuit head.

Raven

Dad, what's wrong? You look like you saw a ghost.

Victor

Worse. I saw a...Leonard Stevenson.

Chelsea

AAAAAAH! (Everyone looks at her) What? Sounded kind of scary.

Raven

Dad, Who's Leonard Stevenson?

Chelsea

AAAAAAH!

Raven

Chelsea, step away from the door.

Chelsea

My hair dresser's sister's best friend's cousin said that this is the place where Pressure would be rehearsing for his new video.

Raven

Chels, your hair dresser's sister's best friend's cousin is me. I told you that.

Victor

Look I added a new dish to the menu: Jerk Chicken.

Chelsea

You're gonna eat a chicken and call it names!

Victor

It's Jamaican.

Chelsea

I don't care what ya making. It's still mean!

Raven

I am not okay. (passes out)

Eddie

Chels, did you get that?

Chelsea

Got it!

Eddie

Yes!

Raven

No, Chels, you have to overstretch it because when you let go, it's gonna snap back into shape. Okay, let go!

Chelsea

Ummm, Rae, I don't think it's snappin'...

Raven

(about the prom) Well, I have been dreaming about this night forever, you guys. I found the perfect dress.

Eddie

Do you have a date?

Raven

I found the perfect shoes.

Eddie

Do you have a date?

Raven

I've rented the limo.

Eddie

She ain't got no date.

Raven

Let's not focus on the negative, okay?

Chelsea

Yeah, that's right! Exactly. There are more important things about going to the prom than just getting a date.

Raven

Yeah!

Eddie

So, you ain't got one either, huh?

Are you children enjoying them?

...Oh...yeah...ummm...

Chelsea

Oh wait did you say cinnamon?

Chelsea

Donna Cabonna?! (accidentally lets go of her bowling ball and it starts rolling down the stairs) Four!

Eddie

That's golf, Chels.

Chelsea

No, that's the fourth ball I've lost this week.