Chelsea[in strong British accent] Yeah, Liz Anya can't just sing cold!
[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Y-Yeah, you see, Liz Anya's always better warmed up.
'[as Liz Anya] 'Just have Victor prepare my usual.
MManager
Ummm, Victor doesn't work here anymore!
Raven: [as Liz Anya] WWWHHHHAAAATTTT?!?!?!?!
[as liz Anya] GET ME J.LO!!!!
Chelsea
OHHHHHH, YOU DONE IT NOW!!!!
Chelsea
[calls Cory]
[as Liz Anya] Hey, girlfriend, you know I'm down here at Augustine's and this fool fired Victor! I-I know. She wants to talk to you.
MManager
S-She wants to talk to me!
Don't look at the phone, brotha.
M'Manager
' Hi! Mrs. Lopez, I'm a really big fan.
If you want to see my back get Victor back!, [Victor walks in and hears Cory][Cory] Mom said all boys voice change when they get older. [Cory runs to his room immediately]
Raven: [as Liz Anya] [chants] Victor, Victor, Victor!
You guys! Major news! Devon Carter said that he's gonna try to make it to the grand opening. Do you know what this means?!?
Chelsea
Yeah, more work for us.
[giggles] Exactly! Chelsea, I'm gonna need a wardrobe conference and Eddie, I'm gonna need egg roll recipes.
Ok, but, uh, what if we have other plans?
[snickers in disbelief] Plans that I don't know about? That is pretty hilarious! [bursts into laughter]
But seriously, Rae. We do have other plans.
[skeptically] What y'all doin'?
Actually, we're bowling and surfing.
Chelsea
Ye-yeah, right! Right. We are blurfing...Yes...
Chelsea
Mmhmm.
Y-yeah, see, uh, see you, uh, you bowl on a surf board and it's cool except for, you know, the, uh, the board scratches the lanes 'cause they still workin' out the kinks and stuff like that...
So, umm, y'all can't help out 'cause you gotta blurf?
Chelsea
Yeah, Rae. Well, ya know, it's not us. We're in a league, sorry. Eddie, we better go.
Yeah, let's get up out of here.
Hey! So, what's going on with you two? [Raven glares suspiciously]
ECEddie & Chelsea
Nothing. [Innocently looking]
Oh? 'Cause, um, [sniffs and sucks teeth] lately it's kinda seemed like something.
Chelsea
Well, uh, sometimes nothing can seem like something... [trying to play it off]
And yet sometimes something can actually be 'something'.
Nothing yet or nothing at all 'cause if it's nothing at all we can do it to-geth-er...
Chelsea
Because if three people do nothing, then it actually becomes something.
How many ping pong balls are in the jar?
Chelsea
[concentrates very hard] 237!
[looks at jar and finds answer is right, is amazed and scared] Chels, how'd you know that?
Chelsea
Isn't it obvious? [Raven and Eddie back away]
[talking about Gomez the goat] Oh, Chelsea's right, he doesn't look so good. What d'you thinks wrong with him, girl?
Chelsea
Maybe it was something he ate.
Chelsea
Okay. Mr. and Mrs. B, I need you to call Dr. Calvin, he's the best vet in town. Tell him it's Chelsea, and we have a goat down. Rae, you get some blankets. Cory, I need an ice pack. Eddie, you get a baby bottle with warm milk,
[Raven, Eddie, Cory, and Raven's parents stare at Chelsea]
Chelsea
Yeah, I know, it's me, now MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!
Chelsea
No one can find out that the new janitor is actually a talent scout from 'Undercover Superstar'!
CCrowd
'Undercover Superstar'?
Y'all didn't hear that, did you? Oh, but you did.
You know what this means, every man for himself.
Chelsea
Or woman!
[Rae and Eddie walk in laughing about something]
[Rae sees the poster Chelsea's putting up]
[Raven pulls down the poster]
Uh, no way! You got Rayne Bow to perform at your vegeterian club benefit.
Chelsea
Uh-huh
[Chelsea sticks poster back up on the wall, and Raven pulls it back down]
Um... so... hey, when's the show?
Chelsea
It's Friday after school, and I'm really gonna need you to stop doing that. Yeah. We really need the money for the benefit to keep the club going, so I'm in charge of the whole thing, and I have to focus all of my attention on him. (gazes at a good-looking guy and staples sleeve to the wall)
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