Chelsea quotes from That's So Raven

Raven

My school stuff is mixed in with my work stuff which is mixed in with my beauty stuff. I think I need a bigger room.

Chelsea

Or...smaller stuff.

Chelsea

Whoa, Rae! Seriously, whoa! They really hooked this space up.

Raven

Chelsea, they haven't even started yet.

Chelsea

Oh, good. Cause this place is a dump!

Eddie

Can we please go to the batting cage now?

Chelsea

Or we can go to the country.

Raven

Uh, the country? I'd rather go to the batting cages.

Eddie

Right, well let's put it to a vote. Who wants to go to the country?

Chelsea

(raises hand) Where there's a great little country store.

Raven

Huh?

Chelsea

That sells really cute accessories.

Raven

Uh.

Chelsea

Uhm, and they're all on sale.

Raven

Ahhh! Ahh I'm in, I'm in.

Chelsea

Yeah, that's right. Everybody buckle up to the country, Edward.

Eddie

Mine says "Panic."

Chelsea

Mine says "Don't."

Raven

[crying] MINE SAYS "RAVEN, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!"

Raven

That is so not true, Chels, I remember every important detail about you.

Chelsea

Ok, really? um, ok, what's my favorite animal? Ok, what's my favorite vegetable? What's my favorite mineral?

Raven

Mineral? what?

Chelsea

Look at you, Rae. You're supposed to be my best friend. Come on, I bet you don't even know my middle name.

Raven

Ah, I bet you don't even know mine.

Chelsea

Raven Lydia Baxter! Uh, your favorite vegetable is corn, your favorite mineral is diamond and your favorite animal is stuffed.

Raven

Lucky guess.

Any questions?

Shouldn't we be working with professionals instead of people off the street?

Eddie

Did she just dis us?

Chelsea

Uh, yeah, I'm feelin' a little dissed.

Chelsea

Oh, oh! So, Mr. B, how's business?

Do you really care?

Chelsea

(shakes her head) No.

Chelsea

Rae, you want to leave during The Quiet Game?

Raven

Chelsea, I wanted to leave during dinner!

Raven

Mrs. Daniels, you're like a mother to me.

Chelsea

To me too

Chelsea

See I told him! Yeah! You heard me.

Cory

Yes Chelsea! Everybody heard you!

Chelsea

Isn't it weird that everytime something strange happens Raven isn't here to see it.

Eddie

That's because she is Raven!

I'm afraid not, sir.

Bingo!

Chelsea

(to Raven) Yeah he looks like a Bingo to me.

Raven

Uh, yeah, what you see is what I saw, but what I saw is not what you see, and you see what I'm sayin'?

Chelsea

Say that again. I might still have some money in my ear

Raven

Chels, listen. Eddie's parents are not getting back together.