Raven quotes from That's So Raven

Donna

No.

Raven

In tiny little letters?

Donna

No.

Raven

On the washing machine tag? We'll talk about it later.

Raven

[as Dorthy] Why are you so mean?

Victor

[as the Wizard of Oz] Because I ain't got no body! Get it? I ain't got no body. I'm a big floating head, and - alright, get out of my sight!

Raven

Just because Eddie is not tall, dark, handsome, muscular...

Eddie

(interrupts) Hey, you better be going somewhere with this.

Chelsea

Rae, you want to leave during The Quiet Game?

Raven

Chelsea, I wanted to leave during dinner!

Raven

Mrs. Daniels, you're like a mother to me.

Chelsea

To me too

Yeah well it's not gonna be so funny if we don't find the bathroom.

Raven

[mocking Buffy] Okay well it's second door on your left!

[starts to rain] Oh dear, it looks like it's raining. We will camp at Raven's.

Raven

Say what?

Eddie

[quietly] Hello, baby! I was expecting your call.

Raven

Eeew!! Eddie stop talkin' like that and put Chelsea on the phone!

Raven

You dated a rock star?! Which one?

That's not the point! (whispers in Raven's ear) Mick Jagger!!!

Raven

Oh snap!!!

Raven

Uh, yeah, what you see is what I saw, but what I saw is not what you see, and you see what I'm sayin'?

Chelsea

Say that again. I might still have some money in my ear

Raven

Chels, listen. Eddie's parents are not getting back together.

You know, it's nice to be together as a family again.

It's just like old times.

Raven

Oh, I was hoping you were gonna say something like that. Maybe, you never know, this could be the start of a new beginning.

What are you talking about?

Raven

Maybe you guys can get back together.

Raven

What y'all laughin' at?

Just the thought of us actually getting back together.

If there's one thing we agree on, it's that that's not gonna happen in a million years.

Raven

[speaks on phone to Victor about the mayor coming to pick up the casserole] Dad, I know, I know, listen, listen. The casserole is in the oven. Yes, yes, yes! You take it out, you let it cool, you shampoo it, you rinse it, repeat it! [laughs] I'm just playing with you, Daddy! [rushed] Hold on, let me call you right back. Love you, too, bye!

Raven

[stops cory] Excuse me! Where do you think you're going?

Cory

[holding basketball] To the library.

Raven

With a basketball? Dad put me in charge. I need you to respect me enough to give me a decent lie!

Cory

Sorry, I was in a rush.

Raven

Cory, you are not going anywhere until you finish your chores.

Cory

[lies] I did 'em!

Raven

[after each question, Cory lies with the answer "Yes!"] So you cleaned your room? You picked up the laundry? You picked up fresh milk?

Raven

[gives a look] You may go.

Cory

Thank you!

Raven

[walks to the refrigerator, thinking to self] Yep, when it comes to little brothers, you just gotta show them who's boss!

Raven

[pours glass of milk and old, chunky milk come out] CORY!!