Raven quotes from That's So Raven

Raven

OK. Who would like to learn how to make their own clothes?

There's a new invention, lady. It's called the store.

Raven

A piñata? You mean like, we have to hit that with a stick & have candy flying everywhere?

Oh, everybody does candy. I took it to the next level: guacamole.

Raven

Why? Why? Why?

Who's ready for hot fudge?

Raven

Why it gotta be fudge?!?

Raven

My school stuff is mixed in with my work stuff which is mixed in with my beauty stuff. I think I need a bigger room.

Chelsea

Or...smaller stuff.

Chelsea

Whoa, Rae! Seriously, whoa! They really hooked this space up.

Raven

Chelsea, they haven't even started yet.

Chelsea

Oh, good. Cause this place is a dump!

Eddie

Can we please go to the batting cage now?

Chelsea

Or we can go to the country.

Raven

Uh, the country? I'd rather go to the batting cages.

Eddie

Right, well let's put it to a vote. Who wants to go to the country?

Chelsea

(raises hand) Where there's a great little country store.

Raven

Huh?

Chelsea

That sells really cute accessories.

Raven

Uh.

Chelsea

Uhm, and they're all on sale.

Raven

Ahhh! Ahh I'm in, I'm in.

Chelsea

Yeah, that's right. Everybody buckle up to the country, Edward.

Eddie

Mine says "Panic."

Chelsea

Mine says "Don't."

Raven

[crying] MINE SAYS "RAVEN, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE!"

Raven

That is so not true, Chels, I remember every important detail about you.

Chelsea

Ok, really? um, ok, what's my favorite animal? Ok, what's my favorite vegetable? What's my favorite mineral?

Raven

Mineral? what?

Chelsea

Look at you, Rae. You're supposed to be my best friend. Come on, I bet you don't even know my middle name.

Raven

Ah, I bet you don't even know mine.

Chelsea

Raven Lydia Baxter! Uh, your favorite vegetable is corn, your favorite mineral is diamond and your favorite animal is stuffed.

Raven

Lucky guess.

Crush them!

Raven

Now you getting it.

Kendra

Kendra Blair here...awaiting the return of the great fashion photographer, Pistache. Oh, here she comes now!

Raven

[fake French accent] Bonjour! Ello, ello, ello, ello, ello. Frere Jacques. Where does pistache do the big shooooow?!

Kendra

Shouldn't we wait for Donna?

Raven

NO! We do not wait for Donna. Pistache works very quickly. [snaps fingers] I have to go back into seclusion.

Raven

Oh! The boys, the boys!

Kendra

[slowly] How does it feel to be in A-mer-i-ca?

Raven

NO! You do not speak to the boys. They do not speak the same English as you speak. They speak another form of the language that you do not know. Boys! Saabite, wootita zoozoo...wika wah wika fiki fiki wah tika chika wah wah!

Tika tika wah.

Tika tika wah wah!

Raven

Oh la la! Pistache found the camera! Okay boys, smiley smile! Oh the pointing, the pointing. It's so rude, so rude, I love it! So nasty!

Kendra

Eh, Pistache...have you met Pistache?

Raven

There is no other Pis- [sees Donna also dressed as Pistache, coming towards her] Oh, snap! Okay there is a perfect explanation.

[walks over to Zack and Cody] This is not Yan...and Kvelt.

Donna

Raven, you're fired.

Raven

Yeah, I kinda figured that.

They are even better.

Donna

Raven, you're re-hired.

Raven

Sweet.

Donna

I think this is gonna work.

Raven

I know it is.

I got it. And now, we dance.

Donna

Raven! What were you doing up in those vents?!

Raven

Uh, well, I heard you needed a new design for your fall line, so I said, "Why not drop on in?"

"Drop in"? More like "crash in".

Raven

I wouldn't have to "crash in" if you weren't "hate-in".