Raven quotes from That's So Raven

Eddie

Wait, wait, Rae Rae Did you have a vision? No, a vision about me dating a cheerleader? Or another cheerleader?

Raven

Eddie, I have visions, not fantasies.

Chelsea

[gasps] Raven!

Raven

[gasps] Oh! I have the answers to Eddie's test!

Chelsea

No, you said Didi! That's my aunts name!

Chelsea

So what do you want, Rae?

Raven

You know what? I want you to be the one who's psychic so I'll be the one asking you, "So, watcha gonna do?"

Chelsea

Oh. So, watcha gonna do?

Raven

So, Chelsea, what are we playing for?

Chelsea

Yes, we're playing for a nice cold root beer! Courtesy of...your mom and dad! Yes, your mom and dad! Makers of you and Cory.

Raven

I hear your students might be switching to French!

French! I bet that new French teacher is behind this! Madam What's-Her-Face! I don't trust that woman. She's about as French as French fries and yet she prances around with her croissants and her international coffee like She's. All. That.

Raven

[trying to tell Eddie he got the wrong test] You see what happened is they gave your Uncle Louie the wrong test! You see, so they gave him a completely wrong test! So, he got a totally wrong test! You see? Comprende?

Eddie

[not understanding] I don't have an Uncle Louie.

Raven, we're about to take a test!

Raven

But-

Raven, Eddie obviously doesn't care about his Uncle Louie!

Eddie

(sees Raven and Chelsea swinging outside) What are you doing?

Raven

(whispers) You got the...wrong answers.

Chelsea

(whisper) Your teacher...she changed the test!

Eddie

What?

Raven

Don't make us...

Chelsea

say it again.

Eddie

What am I gonna do? I don't know this stuff!

Raven

Just do...

Chelsea

the best...

you can!

Raven

Ben, you stink. Okay, look, I’m sorry.

I do?

Raven

Hasn't anybody ever told you that before?

Well, my mom...but that's just my mom. She thinks my dad smells too.

Raven

Interesting.

Eddie

Cuddles died?

Raven

Yeah, he died the same way he lived, on the wheel.

Raven

Where you going?

Chelsea

To get something to drink.

Raven

[loud enough for Eddie and Corey to hear] Oh, I'll get something for you. Don't worry about that, Chelsea! [Eddie and Corey give her a baby bottle from behind the door] Here you go. There. I'll make sure it's good for you.

Chelsea

Thanks, but I was thinking something more like a soda.

Raven

Soda? Girl, do you know that stuff is bad for you? Milk brings strong bones. Got to work on it. I'll even join you... [they give her a soda from behind the door] with a nice soda.

Chelsea

[takes soda from Raven] Thanks.

Raven

Come on, Chels, you gotta talk to me sometime.

Chelsea

No, I don't. Go away!

Raven

I'll hit you.

Chelsea

You will not! [Raven punches Chelsea from behind the curtain] OW!

Love the jacket Rae, I used to have one just like it... when it was in style. No offense! [snaps at her hairspray girls to laugh]

Raven

None taken. Oh and Nicki, I love what you're doing with your makeup girl. It's really covering up most of them scales. No offense. [Chelsea laughs by imitating those hairspray girls].

Chelsea

Rae, I don't think this petticoat seems very royal.

Raven

Well, if the royal queen doesn't want her royal hiney to be stuck by a royal pin, she's going to be royally quiet, alright, okay.

Hey.

Raven

Hey!

Uh, no. Hay, stuck in your hair.

Raven

Okay, she's almost here. Which ones, these or these?

Chelsea

Rae, you always freak out every time your cousin Andrea comes in from Europe.

Raven

Girl, I am fine. I just need to know what hat says, you know, "Thanks for coming, but you need to go back to Paris."

Chelsea

Rae, she's only gonna be here for a little while.

Raven

Okay, I understand that, but does this belt say, "Just because we're relatives doesn't mean I have to like you"?

Raven

Okay, okay, I know I shouldn't of said that we were going out but she made me so mad. Can't you just be my boyfriend for one week? What's the big deal?

Eddie

Because in a week, Andrea will be gone. You had a vision. Now, I had that same vision. I want that kiss, you promised me that kiss.

Raven

Okay, Eddie, I just can't back down now. She will never let me live it down.

Eddie

But I'm a man. I have feelings. I need to be held, Rae

Raven

Okay, Eddie, don't make me come down there and...(Andrea walks in Raven's room) give you the biggest hug my Eddie bear has ever had!

Eddie

What?! She's there isn't she?

Raven

Oh, I miss you too, Pookie

Eddie

Okay, now, Rae, that's it. I'm drawing the line at "Pookie"