[Jackie's been taking revenge on Fez for turning her down, and he has planned a counterstrike in their apartment's shower]
Fez, if this is the ex-lax prank, I'd rather hear about it then see it.
No it's better. And she's turning the shower off.. she's getting out...look at herself in the mirror and... [Jackie screams, goes out of the shower with her hair dyed green]
FEZ!
Ho ho ho Green Jackie!
Fez, you completely ruined my hair!
You destroyed my car!
I had every right to destroy your car, you turned me down!
You turned me down like a million times and I never did anything!
Actually I remember a lot of crying.
Yes I cried, because I have feelings, unlike you Jackie.
Oh, huhuh. I have feelings. And they told me to buy a bottle of spray paint and tell the whole world that you have a tiny-
IT'S NORMAL SIZED! Well you know what, I'm glad I turned you down, because you are a mean, bitter girl. And now, you're ugly on the outside like you are ugly on the inside.
Holy crap man, cover your nipples!
I can't believe that's what you really think of me.
Well it is.
Fine. I'll just go pack up my things and get out of your life. [returns to her room]
Damn man, that was harsh.
Yeah. Must have been my Jamaican fire.
So...you're from Jamaica?
No, Jamaican Fire. It's my new cologne.
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