[Kitty is enthusiastic that Red can finally stop taking heart pills]
Well that is wonderful news. Oh and you know what this means? We can bring back fried cheese friday!
It's not good news Kitty. I just bought a four month supply of heart pills I don't need now. That's 200 bucks down the crapper.
Why don't you just sell 'em? You know, there's a seedy subculture that buys drugs for recreation... I saw one time on an after school special...
Well you can't sell drugs, it's illegal. And it should be, because people shouldn't have easy access to addictive substances that dull their senses...[takes a bottle of gin and a glass] I will be in the bath.
You know man, you can sell those pills.
No I can't.
Yes you can, you just have to find the right market.
Well who the hell is gonna want a bunch of heart pills?
[Red and Hyde visit the Viking Lodge, an old man's hangout]
Anybody here take procardiacs? [Men raise their hands] The doctor is in!
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