Ooh, this pineapple reminds me of Donna. It's a little tart.
Hey, don't call my daughter names, you can call me names. I really wish you wouldn't.
Why, I just..., I don't know what she sees in Randy. He's so charming, and, and friendly, and always willing to lend a helping hand. What a jackass.
Well, I like him. He calls me Mr. P. Where did he come up with that one?
Kitty, if Donna's going to date anyone, why not him? I mean, he's bright, he's good with tools, and most important, he has never once tried to teach me the Ways of the Jedi.
Wait a minute. You like Randy, too?
Well, I'm just saying. I don't hate him as much as I hate most people.
Well you have said a lot of hurtful things, but this is the worst! (she walks away)
Kitty?
She's crazy. This pineapple's delicious.
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