[At a veterans' reunion, Red is flustered that Leo is actually a World War II veteran despite his hippie appearance]
I can't believe Leo is a veteran. I don't know whether to like him a little more or like myself a little less.
Red, this was supposed to be your special night. We should be the ones over there getting free drinks.
"We"?
I spent all my money on this costume.
[walks up to Leo] So Leo, what exactly did you do in the war? I mean, just besides drive a supply truck.
Just drive a supply truck?! Leo, did you tell them what you did?
Nah. It's embarrassing.
You gotta tell 'm!
All right. I peed on Jane Fonda.
Leo here drove his truck right into a German tank formation and rescued an entire platoon.
Really?!
Didn't you get a medal for that?
Yeah. I forget what it was called, but it was shaped like a purple heart.
Damn Leo. I'm impressed [shakes Leo's hand] From one veteran to another, I'd like to buy you a drink.
Actually, I like to buy you a drink.
I'll take a drink.
Sorry. This round is for men who fought for Uncle Sam, not spent the war hiding in their Uncle Sam's house.
Hey man, even if he didn't see action, he still deserves a drink.
All right, fine.
Bartender, one Shirley Temple!
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