[Hyde, Kelso and Fez are on top of Mt.Hump. Kelso is sitting in a canoe.]
Hey, so, uh, how do you plan on steering this thing on land?
[holds up paddle] Duh.
Kelso, I think you should wear a helmet just in case anything goes wrong.
Fez, I'm riding an open canoe down a rocky mountain side. What could possibly go wrong?
I think I'm with Fez on this helmet thing.
Ah, no, I'm not falling for that one.
Falling for what?
The old helmet gag.
Kelso, I just want you to protect your head from being crushed like a berry.
Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?... Now let go of the ropes and watch me fly!
One, two, three [let go of rope. The canoe does not move.]
Woohoo!... Woohoo!... Ah, man! [tries pushing off with the paddle, stands up, gets out of canoe and throws away paddle] Stupid thing! [Canoe takes off down hill] Oh! Oh, man, that could have been me!
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