[Hyde, Kelso and Fez do another attempt at canoe riding]
We'll get a running start. And then, I'll jump in and zoom down the hill like the bobsledders do.
And then, because this is a canoe on dirt and gravel instead of a bobsled on ice, bad things are gonna happen to you.
This is why I'm a legend, Fez.
Alright, Kelso. [picks up the Stupid Helmet] This time you're wearing a helmet.
Thanks, Hyde, but I think I'm not gonna put on a helmet with a bunch of worms and stuff crammed inside.
It's not a prank!
Well, now it's not, 'cause I didn't fall for it!
It finally happened. I've become the boy who cried helmet.
Okay, on three. ...Go!
[Kelso, Hyde and Fez start pushing the canoe downhill. Kelso lets go and runs downhill]
WOOHOO! [jumps; lands with a thud] Holy crap! Did you see me bounce off of that tree?!
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