[explaining how the police academy got set on fire]
It totally wasn't my fault! I I got there early to practice with my flare gun because I wanted to show Brooke an actual "B" for a change.
Okay, so far 0 percent your fault.
Then accidentally shot off a flare and it went [whistling sound] right under the bleachers.
Well, now we've jumped to about 60 percent your fault.
Kay, so then I shot off another flare at the first flare because you know what they say, you gotta "fight fire with fire."
Yeah, this is now, like, 99 percent your fault.
So, then I shot another flare into the air to warn people about the fire and that one just went right on the roof, so I just got the hell out of there.
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