[Kelso introduces a fellow cadet to the gang]
Hey, guys. This is my co-cadet at the police academy, Suzy Simpson. Simpson, these are my friends. Take a good look, 'cause you'll probably be arresting some of them in the future.
You're right. This one [points to Hyde] looks like the guy in the "What Drugs Can Do To You" filmstrip.
You're a cop, huh. You kinda looked like a cop. You look kinda giggly.
Look, alright. Simpson needed to get me a ride home 'cause I sprayed myself with mace to see what it would feel like.
Hey, so Suzy, which Charlie's Angels is your favorite? The brainy one? The sporty one? Or the one that just can't find a bra? Mine's the one that just can't find a bra.
Charlie's Angels are an embarrassment to the badge. No real cop would last a day dressed like those sluts.
Hey, those sluts are my heroes.
Hey, thanks for giving me a ride, Simpson.
We back up our own.
Point! Place! Police! Court! Freeze! Said Freeze!
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