[Kelso's playing with his BB gun]
Watch the gun, Cool Hand Luke.
[stands up] Relax. Guns don't just go off by accident.
Oh really? What about Eric's fourth-grade hamster, Snowball?
What? No, Snowball didn't get shot. He went upstate to live with a nice farm family. [catches on] You shot Snowball?!!
The gun went off by accident!
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