[Red summons Eric over the 'Vette]
Um, you wanted to see me?
Did you take my car out last night?
No.
I know you didn't. Guess how I know! I stuck a hair across the ignition.
A hair acro... You know, someday I'm gonna use that on my son.
Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it.
I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go?
Start her up.
Okay [starts the car, but the radio blares loud rock. He turns the car off] And I'm grounded.
For a month! Why did you do it?
To impress this cheerleader.
No kidding? ... Well, then make it two weeks. So uh, you gonna see her again?
Well, can I have the car again?
Ohh, she's that girl. I know that girl. Stay away from that girl.
[calling out from the kitchen] Hey, Forman, your mom wants to talk to you. She wants to know why you drank all of Red's beer.
You know what? Let's just call it a month.
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