[Eric has scheduled a date with Penny at the basement]
Eric: Good evening, milady. 11 o'clock on the nose.
Well, we're all alone. I told Hyde to amscray for a while. So go ahead, take off your robe. [Eric takes off his robe, wearing a t-shirt and his underpants. He and Penny sit closely on the couch as Red and Kitty enter basement]
Penny, there's no rat...
[jumps up from the couch] Don't Eric! Don't!
No, I was...
Eric, step away from your cousin.
No, she's not my cousin. She was adopted.
I'm not adopted.
Wh-What? What? She's lying!
Eric, I saw her mother give birth to her. Now what is going on?
I'm... sleepwalking?
And I'm about to be sleepkicking your ass.
Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted?
A liar who specializes in adoption lies: You. A mean, vindictive person.
Like someone who would trap someone in a revolving door?
Yes! Ohh. Mom, Dad, can... can Penny and I be alone for a minute?
No! I'm not raising any flipper grandkids.
No. Look, I just want to apologize to Penny.
Fine. When you're done, you head right upstairs. I'm having Pastor Dave come over for an emergency house call.
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