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S3 E4

That '70s Show · Season 3, Episode 4

Fez, Bob and others in “Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die”

[A man goes up to a dark room in the Formans' house, where Fez is. He tries to scare off the man using a camera's flash, but Hyde opens the light. The mysterious man is actually Bob.]

You can't kill me like you killed Midge, you big doofy!

Kill Midge? I didn't kill Midge. She's in Chicago visiting her sister.

Oh, really. Then what was in the heavy garbage sacks?

Garbage, you idiot.

Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. Oh, wait, no it doesn't!

Explain that, killer!

They were pumpkin guts. I was making Jack-o'-lanterns.

So, you're hiding Midge's body in a jack-o'-lantern. Clever plan.

[walks over to the window] Look, there's Midge now. Not dead or nothing. [Fez sees Midge getting undressed]

Oh goody! You can go now.

Midgey! No! Cover yourself!

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