[At the Forman kitchen, Kelso tells Laurie that they must break up]
I don't wanna live with this lying anymore. Because I only love Jackie.
Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex?
Uh...sure! [Realizes what he's doing] No, wait! No! [releases Laurie and turns around so his back is to the kitchen's garage entrance] No! Okay, I...this...Laurie, I...I'm serious. We're over.
Wow. I think you really mean it.
I totally do.
[sees Jackie just outside the garage] Okay, Kelso, you're free! You know what I'd like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss.
Um...okay, well sure. [kisses Laurie. Jackie is shocked and rushes in]
Michael!
[lets go of Laurie] Jackie! We were...[Jackie runs away] No, there was...
Wow, how ironic, huh? [leaves the room. Kelso bangs his head against the wall]
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