[at Jackie's dinner party, a drunk Eric serenades Donna with his own version of Hey Paula. Schoolmate Timmy is on the piano]
Hey, hey Donna, I wanna sing to you, hey hey hey Donna, no one else will ever do, I've waited so long for [voice cracks] school to be through, Donna, Donna, I love you [high-pitched] hey hey Donna!!
Eric, get down off there right now!
What's the problem Donna?
Yeah, what's the problem Donna?
Timmy, go get your pants on or I'll beat the crap out of you! [Timmy runs out of the room] Eric, remember when I told you to loosen up?
Oh yeah baby.
[grabs trophy Eric uses as microphone] Well, tighten up baby. When the house is on fire, the party's over.
Well, hey, this was your idea.
Eric, I told you to loosen up, not act like a dink.
Well I'm new at this [grabs the trophy back] so sue me. [sings again] Sue, sue, sue me!! Sue me Donna!
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