[Red alerts Kitty about Bob wearing a toupee]
No hair?
None...well, a little.
Well what are we talking about here Red? Is it Ed Asner bald or Charlie Brown bald?
Geez Kitty, I don't know. I barely looked.
Ok I need a visual aid. [gets a Wooly Willy]
It was so uncomfortable. I mean, a toupee is a pretty big lie, Kitty.
Ok here, show me on Wooly Willy. [watches Red sketching] Uh huh, ok, uh huh [Red shakes the board so all the hair falls off Wooly Willy to show her the final product]
[astonished] Really.
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