There’s nothing like drinking beer straight from the tap! [burps] This must be why babies love breast-feeding!
That reminds me of an ancient Chinese proverb. It goes… something, something, something, crazy girlfriend. Something, something, drink the last beer.
[gargles beer] Hyde, I don’t think we’re gonna find the answer to our problems in a keg of beer. [pause] Unless they’re at the bottom, so drink up!
I’ve been in this warehouse a hundred times, and I never drank this. Now, I know why my grandmother’s an alcoholic! This feels great!
[after spraying beer straight into his mouth] …I’m gonna need a bigger mouth.
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