Poor Donna. I think I hurt her pretty bad. Her neck’s stuck, just tilted over like this. But on the upside, it looks like she’s really interested in everything I have to say.
So, she’s got a bad neck. Quit whining. I’ve gone out with girls that don’t even have necks. [in high-pitched voice while tilting head up] “Hi, Fez!”
One time, this girl whipped her head around to look at me ‘cause I’m hot, and her neck just snapped. And then, she collapsed into the jukebox.
Kelso, that was the Fonz.
Well, where do you think they got it from?
Forman, forget being a chiropractor, man. The way I see it, you’re diligent, tidy, and detail-oriented. So I think you should become a professional… butt wiper.
Come on, man, this is serious. Eric, you gotta start off slow. First, you should be an amateur butt wiper.
What’s wrong with you two? So rude. Eric, I think you should move to Paris. That way you can become a butt wipier.
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