Forman, your bachelor party's tonight. We're going to a strip club, so don't forget your inhaler.
Come on, Hyde. I don't need a silly bachelor party.
Oh, come on, man. It'll be one last night of the finest debauchery that Point Place has to offer.
Hyde, all I need is my sweetie here for the rest of my life.
It's alright, Eric. You can go.
Alright! I'm gonna see nudies!
[walks into the kitchen] Oh, Eric, you're not going to one of those hoochie mama shows, are you?
Don't worry, Mrs. Forman. I'll return your son in the same slightly girly condition that he leaves in.
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