[Kitty finds out Red was high when he said "I love you" to Eric]
Red, you big old softie! Did anything special happen yesterday? Between you and Eric?
Special? Well, let's see... The dentist called with a cancellation, so I went in and the sadistic son of a bitch found a cavity. The next thing I know, I'm hopped up on drugs and he's taking a jackhammer to my jaw. I spent the rest of the day in a fog.
Oh, no. Oh my God! You don't remember what you said to Eric?!
Kitty, I don't even remember how I got home.
[Eric walks in]
Alright, Dad. Look, I tried to figure out the right words and then I realized I just gotta say it, so...
Wait, Eric...
Mom, please. Dad, I...
[in slow motion] Stop! He was drugged!
...love you.
[Kitty turns to a shocked Red]
Go to your room!
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