TV show quotes
I'm sorry, Sensei. This is all the retro-mutagen I have left.
I may not be human, but I am fortunate enough to have my humanity. Save Kirby.
[As Donnie leaves, he looks down at the black-and-white picture of his original human self and his late wife, Tang Shen, with their infant daughter Miwa between them.]
Stockman-Fly is Turflytle's ultimate superhero enemy, buzz buzz. But if he's out there, buzz buzz, I'll find him, buzz bu-
Enough with the buzz buzz!
[looks down] Okay.
Don't. [Mikey smirks at him] Don't.
[puts his Turflytle antennas on Raph's head] Buzz buzz, dog! [runs off]
[aggravated] AAAAAAH! [chases Mikey]
I'm sorry, Master Splinter. I wanted to change you back. But I swear, if it's the last thing I do...
Do not fret, my son. I am content with what I have become. I have no place in the human world anymore. This is my home, and you four are my family.
[Leo and Mikey glare]
What!? If he wants to act like a big baby, I don't want his help!
Not cool, Raph. People have feelings, dude. Real squishy feelings.
Well, I'm not people!
We can destroy this whole stinkin' city.
And every innocent human with it. Are you crazy!? I'm here to take out Kraang! Not people!
I don't care! I'm not people.
Hmm. Sounds oddly familiar.
I've been trying to reach April for hours! Hope nothing's wrong.
Something definitely is wrong, bro! There isn't a single pizza place in town that's pickin' up!
[His brothers groan]
I'm serious, Mikey!
You think I'd joke about the pizza? You know me a little better than that, Donnie, to joke about the pizza!
Just go wait for the pizza guy, Mikey! And don't eat it!
Fine! I'm going! [walks away]
I repeat: DO! NOT! EAT IT!!
All my life I was raised to believe Shredder was my father, that Splinter was the enemy. So when Leo told me Splinter was my true father, I couldn't accept it. But then I began to have doubts about Shredder's honor.
Doubts about the evil villain of the Foot clan?
He's trying to use me to set a trap for the Turtles. But I can't. Even if it means betraying Shredder.
I retained very little from my old life. But this I will never let go, my daughter.
[Karai is shocked to see the full picture of her late mother's arm around Hamato Yoshi, and the black-and-white one of herself as an infant between a human Splinter and Tang Shen]
I can't believe it. You're telling the truth. All these years the Shredder has been lying to me.
Wait. You don't believe it? I thought you did believe it. If you didn't believe it, why did you come down here?
Father, what have I done?
How can you guys fool around like this when Karai needs our help?
Not this again.
We have to rescue her.
Look, maybe she believes Splinter is her father. But she was still raised by Shredder. You think she's gonna turn on him just like that?
Yeah, I do. Now am I the leader of this team or not?
More or less.
More or less? So I'm only the leader until I tell you to do something you don't want to? Thanks, guys.
Why does the fly walk into the spider's web?
Because all the spider's henchmen are out.
Ah. You wish to make a trade?
The helmet for Karai!
Very well. She'll have to be brought up from the dungeon.
You raised her from infancy and now you lock her in a cell? How can you do that?
In any conflict, the winner is prepared to do what the loser is not.
Wait a minute. How do we know it's the real Raph? What's the secret password?
Raph: (in the body of a Kraang) I will pound you, Mikey!
Close enough.
Ralph, what are you doing?!
What’s going on back there?!
Not what you expected?
I admit it's a little weird being with...people I was told were my enemies. What really happened between you and Shredder and my mother?
I'm afraid it goes much deeper than our rivalry over your mother. The bitter feud between the Hamato and Foot clans lasted centuries. Oroku Saki was the son of the enemy. But he was just a child, so my father gave him shelter. We were raised as brothers, and rivals in all things as brothers are. But that rivalry soon turned bitter when we met Tang Shen- your mother. Jealousy became hatred when Saki learned of his true heritage. He swore vengeance and rebuilt the Foot clan. One night, Oroku Saki struck. The blow that was meant for me struck your mother instead. Shredder blamed me and in his rage, he burned our home to the ground, leaving me to my fate. He took you away from me.
Karai (silently seething): After all this time haven't you wanted revenge?
After all this time, I have learned that revenge only leads to more pain.
But I seen you fight, Father. You could take him out.
We are safe here. And we are finally together again, my daughter. That is all that matters now. Not revenge.
Going after Shredder alone is a bad idea.
Don't try to stop me, Leo.
I want to go with you.
What?
You're right. Shredder will never stop hunting us. The only way for us to be safe is to take him down.
So much of my life has been about revenge. I can't ask you to risk your life, too.
Let me help.
(Karai leans closer as if she's going to kiss him. He looks a little shocked and nervously looks around)
Sorry, Leo.
(she punches him, then knocks him out with some blinding powder. Leo coughs as his eyes remain open as he falls. Karai quickly heads to the surface)
This ends tonight!!
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