Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) · Season 1
This is the story of the century. And I caught it, all by myself.
[outraged] With my video camera.
[smugly] Who cares? I'm Channel 6's new star reporter now.
[angry] Oooh, of all the lowdown, sneaky, backstabbing...
Hey, don't sweat dudettes. The whole world's got his numero.
Yeah. He'll be lucky to keep his own job.
Yeah. Once it gets out that he totally blew the story of the century.
[indignantly] Just what are you blabbering on about?
Looks like you forgot to take the lens cap off, Mr "star reporter".
[shocked and sinks to his knees] Oh. All that great footage....gone.
Yep. Along with any hopes you had of stealing my job.
It's so nice of you to look after us while we're sick, April. By the way, this soup is cold. Could you warm it up again?
April, can I have a glass of water?
Could you get me another blanket?
Tell me a story.
Ah, for a bunch of heroes on the half shell, they can be real babies!
What is it?
He looks like a giant turtle.
Be careful, my students. You are pitted against a superior fighting machine.
That doesn't scare us.
I am Metalhead. I crush turtles.
Now, that scares us.
What is taking so long?
Well it's about time. Er, What is that?
Erm, we had a little accident, Krang.
Yeah. You got a chisel handy?
Oh, no. Not again! I'm beginning to hate that invention.
Nyah, nyah nyah, nyah you can't get us.
[annoyed] Will you cool it, Michelangelo. We've got more important things to worry about.
What we're doing, lady, is kidnapping you.
And don't give us no trouble.
Kidnapping me? Oh, no. No, please don't!
I love it when they beg.
You-you can't kidnap me today. I have got a lunch date with Channel 6's incredibly handsome anchorman. Hey-hey, you can come back tomorrow and kidnap me.
Ooh! How come we always get the tough assignments?
That might be a clue. It looks like someone tracked it in. If we knew what it is and where it came from, we'd know where they took Irma.
Oh, boy! You've come to rescue me! Now I can go on my date.
Shh. [Irma backs into a stack of paint cans and knocks them over]
The turtles! Get them!
Here we are! Over here! Hey, android!
Hey, Michelangelo, how about a pizza with the works?
Pizza? No way, dude. I crave pizza no more.
Amazing.
Astonishing.
Not bad. Maybe now it's safe to order out for some pizzas.
No need, dudes. I brought back some takeout. So, like, let's get down and pig out.
It's Shredder!
Where!? Where!?
Psst! Yo, April.
Turtles, what are you doing here?
Hey, babe! What's going down in this here town?
[gasps] I don't believe it. That's Shred-
[covers April's mouth] Whatever you do, don't say his name. I'll explain later.
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