[camera clicks] Say, "cheese!"
IVIrma, Vernon, April O'Neil, Mr. Thompson
Cheese!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wow, way to go, Wolfman.
That guy's seen too many Filthy Harry movies.
Come on. We better stop him.
Why us? Let the cops handle him.
Think, Raphael. He pops in and out of the sewers. He fights crime. He knows Kung Fu.
In other words, people are gonna think he's us.
Now do you see why we have to stop him?
Yeah. Our reptile reputations will get a bad rap.
Say cheese, cheeseball.
Turtles. Oh, thank goodness you're here.
Has your camera always acted like that?
It's like it suddenly had a mind of its own. And worse, my scooter drove off by itself.
We'll deal with that later. Right now, we gotta find that dipstick in the hockey mask.
Well, so much for those bugs. And Krang's giant knucklehead.
And we couldn't have done it without you, Casey.
Yeah, you are truly.... [he turns around to see that Casey has left] ...gone.
How do you like that? He didn't even say goodbye.
He was a strange guy. Reckless, dangerous, and totally violent.
Yeah. I liked him too.
Somehow, I got the feeling he'll cross our paths again.
CJCasey Jones
[he has overheard the conversation from afar] Somehow, I got a feeling he's right.
I don't believe it! We finally got rid of Shredder.
And best of all, before he could get his evil hands on Channel 6's latest transmitting equipment.
Knowing him, he would've turned it into some powerful new weapon of destruction.
Do you realize what this means, dudes?
Yeah. Turtles retire with honour.
I can resume my studies of the martial arts.
I can get back to my inventions.
I can get back to making pizzas.
I don't know about you, but this turtle can use a well-deserved vacation. You know, London. Paris. Borneo. Some real fun.
Whoa!
We're being invaded by giant vines!
Do you realize what this means?
Somebody traded our cow for a handful of beans? [They all start shouting as the vines tangle around them]
It's the rays from the Professor's molecular intensifier! It actually works!
It's a Neutrino baby. She must have come through a portal.
Here's a note. "Dear Ninja Turtles, please keep an eye on our Tribble. We'll dig you later, Gizzla and Zenter”. [While he’s reading, Tribble climbs out of the basket, onto the floor, and crawls away]
This diaper dudette must be their offspring.
They wouldn't have sent her unless there was real trouble.
Well, there's real trouble right here in Sewer City. Tribble has disappeared. Oh, great. Two minutes on the job, and we're blowing it."
Oh, man, this is too much! How can you guys watch that big phony?
Dude, he's no phoney. [He uses the remote to turn the TV back on] Rondo's totally cool!
It's only a commercial for his new movie, Raphael.
Yeah, and look what April got us; four tickets to the premier of it. "Rondo VIII: Hit Hardest."
Yeah, I think I'll wait for the home video.
And I need to do my ninja workout.
Don't pass this one up, dudes. The theatre is serving free pizza.
On the other hand—
It is a unique cultural event.
And we wouldn't want to disappoint April.
Where are you going, Donatello? The movie doesn't start for a couple of hours.
Oh, April arranged for me to use the City College biology lab this week.
There's April now.
I'll take that.
RRupert
Sure, for $19.95 you will.
Don't be ridiculous, villains don't pay for things.
Ohh! Sometimes I wish I had a fifth hand!
Aww, Don't fly off the handle, Baxter!
Not funny! Not funny!
(to camera) Nobody likes puns anymore!
We're gonna have to distract him so I can get to those controls!
[spots a pizza box] April said he dug pizza! [he and Donatello kick Slash away into a pile of garbage where a steel bucket clamps onto his head] Pizza time, dude!
SSlash
[pulling off bucket] Give me that pizza!
Oh no! [he pulls the control lever sending the ship soaring skyward and Slash and Michelangelo down a chute]
SSlash
I want that pizza! [takes the box away from Michelangelo and looks into it to find nothing there] What? No pizza? You tricked me! EVERYBODY TRICKS ME!
[He's just used his personality ray gun on Leonardo to turn him back] There. That should take care of it.
Do you think it worked?
We'll know in a minute. [removes the goggles from Leonardo's eyes]
Donatello, this workshop of yours is a disgrace. And Raphael and Michaelangelo, why aren't you in the practice room, working out?
RDRaphael, Donatello, Michaelangelo
It worked.
Sorry, I can't hear you with in air awesome.
Very well. The brainalyzer is sensitive to both thoughts and emotions. It will drain the knowledge right out of your head. [He turns on the machine and it starts sparking]
BBuffy
"Ha ha ha ha! Sensitive to emotions, huh? Then you know what I think? I think you're a complete and utter total jerk, man. Yeah, you, and all your sleazoid goons! You have, like, no sense of hospitality whatsoever. You haven't offered me so much as a cheeseburger since I got here! You're ugly! You're stupid!
GET IT OFF HER!
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