[after Peter offers help] Why would I want help from a total psycho?
First off, I'm not a total psycho. You're the one who slashed my throat wide open. But, we're all works in progress, right?
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[as Derek prepares to hit him again] You don't honestly think I want to be alpha again? That wasn't my best performance, considering it ended in my death. [Derek pulls back his fist to punch him] Oh, go ahead, hit me! Hit me! I can see it's cathartic for you-- a way to work out the pain and self-loathing that comes with complete and utter failure. I may be the one taking the beating, but you, Derek? You've already been beaten.
I'm playing? On the field? With the team?
Yes, unless you'd rather play with yourself.
I already did that today. Twice.
Quite the situation you've got yourself in here, Derek. I mean, I'm out of commission for a few weeks, and suddenly, there's lizard people, geriatric psychopaths, and you're cooking up werewolves out of every self-esteem deprived adolescent in town.
[to Isaac] That's Peter, Derek's uncle. A little while back, he tried to kill us all, and then we set him on fire and Derek slashed his throat.
Hi.
Good to know.
You see, death doesn't happen to you Lydia, it happens to everyone around you, okay? To all the people left standing at your funeral, trying to figure out how they're gonna live the rest of their lives without you in it.
[Derek and Peter are leaving to help stop Jackson]
Derek, we need Lydia.
There no ti-!
[Peter holds up hand to silence Derek]
That's the problem-- we're rushing. We're moving too fast. And while everyone knows that a moving target is harder to hit, here we are racing right into Gerard's cross-hairs.
If I get the chance to kill Jackson, I'm taking it.
I have to... I have to tell him.
Who?
The Alpha. Find the Alpha.
[confused] What do you want with Derek Hale? [Melissa hands Braeden off to another orderly]
No. Not Hale. McCall. Scott McCall.
Do you have any other emergency werewolf contacts?
[sighs] Yeah. Call Scott
Allison, I love you. So, if you need to do that thing where we talk about me, and pretend like we're not actually talking about you, it's totally fine. But, I don't want a boyfriend. I want a distraction.
[to Allison about Jackson] And, seriously, an American werewolf in London? Like that's not going to be a disaster.
Can we drive? Now, please?
No. It's a red light.
Stiles Hey, Lydia, what is that? Is that from the accident?
...No. Prada bit me.
[confused] Your dog?
[sarcastically] No, my designer handbag. ...Yes, my dog.
The birds at school and the deer last night... just like the night I got trampled by the deer when I got bit by the Alpha. [Scott suddenly realizes what is happening] How many are there?
[sighs] A pack of them. An Alpha pack.
[confused] All of them? How does that even work?
I hear there's some kind of leader. He's called Deucalion. We know they have Boyd and Erica. Peter, Isaac and I have been looking for them the last four months.
HHeather
Do you know what I want for my birthday?
[nervously] A bike?
HHeather
To not be a seventeen-year-old virgin.
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