HHeather
[talking about sex] Have you never done it before either?
[embarrassed] Turned seventeen? Yeah, no, not yet, no.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Derek about Peter] You know Scott doesn't trust him, right? And personally, I-- well, I trust Scott.
Boys. FYI, while coming back from the dead has left my abilities somewhat impaired, the hearing still works. So, I hope you're comfortable saying whatever it is you were feeling straight to my face.
We don't like you. Now, shut up and help us.
[shrugs] Fair enough.
I want one.
Which one?
The straight one, obviously.
They're trying to help.
[incredulously] These two? [He points to Lydia] This one, who used me to resurrect my psychotic uncle, thank you. [He points to Allison] And this one, who shot about thirty arrows into me and my pack.
Okay, all right, now. Come on, no one died, alright? Look, there may have been some maiming, okay? A little mangling, but no death! That's what I call an important distinction.
Do I have to remind you what we're up against here? A pack of Alphas, all of them killers. And, if that's not enough to scare your testicles back into your stomach, try to remember that two of them combine to form one giant Alpha. I'm sure Erica and Boyd were sweet kids. They're going to be missed.
[groans] Can someone kill him again, please?
I can't take waiting around like this, you know? It's nerve wracking. My nerves are wracked, they're severely wracked. Wracked.
[annoyed] I could beat you unconscious and wake you when it's over?
I just... I don't understand the bank, though, okay? What... like, why wouldn't they chain them up in some underground lair or something? They're an Alpha pack, right? So, shouldn't they have a lair?
They're werewolves, not Bond villains.
Wait a sec, wait a sec-- maybe they're living there! You know? Like, maybe the bank vault reminds them of their little wolf dens!
Wolf dens?
Yeah, wolf dens! Why, where do you live?
[sarcastically] In an underground network of caves hidden deep in the woods.
[stunned] Whoa, really?
No, you idiot. I have an apartment downtown.
[to Ms. Morrell] Don't kid yourself, Marin. It's not the first time you've gotten your hands dirty.
Derek, I saw Boyd try to rip two little kids apart. Are they going to do that to everyone they find?
Everyone and anyone.
CCaitlin
You coming?
EEmily
Okay, there is a snake out here the size of a train.
CCaitlin
[laughs] Then kick it!
EEmily
Uh, yeah, if I kick it, it will swallow my foot and drag me back down to Mordor.
Okay, I'm going to call my dad.
I already called 911.
You called the police before you called me?
I'm supposed to call you first when I find a dead body?
[screams] YES!
[about the dead body] Are you sure?
[on phone] Yep. Throat ripped out, blood everywhere. It's like the frickin' Shining over here. If two little twin girls come out of the woods and start asking me to play with them forever and ever, I'm not gonna be surprised.
We need help.
We have Isaac now.
I mean real help.
[about Boyd and Cora] They're too fast for us, for all of us. They're too strong, too rabid.
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