Careful, gentlemen-- something wicked this way comes.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
What are you, some kind of witch?
[sarcastic] No, I'm a veterinarian.
I heard there was a party. Don't worry, I invited myself.
Photographers call them candids.
Well, police officers call it stalking.
[to Chris] Go up there and help your wife die with dignity.
Why should I apologize?
Because you're the guy. It's, like, what we do.
[about Lydia] She's completely ignored Stiles the past ten years!
[affronted] I prefer to think of it as me not having been on her radar.
Maybe it's just early?
Or, maybe nobody's coming because Lydia's turned into the town whack-job.
[to Lydia] You do not want me there.
The full moon is coming, and with the way things are going, I have a feeling it's gonna be a rough one.
Your wife is already dead. That thing over there is just a cocoon waiting to hatch.
[to Peter in her hallucination] Are you real?
Interestingly, that question can also be answered, "Not yet."
Well, Derek, not everyone is lucky enough to be a big, bad werewolf. Oh, yeah that's right, I learned a few things lately. Werewolves, hunters, kanimas-- it's like a freaking Halloween party every full moon. Except for you, Stiles-- what do you turn into?
[sarcastically] Abominable snowman. But it's more like a winter-time thing. You know, seasonal.
[paralyzed by kanima and pinned under a paralyzed Stiles] Get him off of me.
Oh, I don't know, Derek! I think you two make a pretty good pair.
I can move my toes.
Dude, I can move my toes.
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