[to Isaac] Unrequited love is a bitch.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Erica] I thought you were psychic, bitch?
I know who he's after.
What, how? How? Did you smell something?
Armani.
Dude, everyone in here is a dude. I think we're in a gay club.
[surrounded by a large group of drag queens, two of whom are stroking his cheeks] Man, nothing gets past those keen werewolf senses, huh, Scott?
One more question-- just one. Are you okay?
Did it happen to my ex too?
...Yeah.
Then I'm great!
[sees Sheriff Stilinski arrive at Jungle] Get rid of him!
Get rid of him? We are at a crime scene and he's the Sheriff.
You're not gay.
Wha - ? I could be!
Not dressed like that.
We're just a bunch of teenagers. We can't handle this.
[to Scott] Scott, come on! I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.
What about work?
Fine. Other than work. And no TV.
My TV's broken.
Then no computer.
I need the computer for school.
Then no... uh... [glances at Stiles] No Stiles.
[interrupts them] Wha - No Stiles?!
NO STILES!
Stiles, you make a good Batman.
You wanna play Catwoman? I'll be your Batman.
What did you tell her?
That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Oh... great!
Derek, back off.
Back off? That's really all you've got? I've gotta be honest, Chris, I really was expecting more from the big bad veteran werewolf hunter.
Okay, how about "Didn't anyone ever tell you not to bring claws to a gun fight?" [Chris and the other hunters aim their assault rifles at Derek and Boyd]
BBoyd
That one was pretty good, Derek.
What are you doing?
AMrs. Argent
Isn't it obvious? I'm killing you.
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