Sheriff quotes from Teen Wolf

You called Lydia?

[nervously] ...Yeah...

Because Meredith asked for her, or because of the other thing?

[confused] What other thing?

[whispers] The psychic thing.

You think Lydia's psychic?

Do you?

No, I do not. I think that she is, uh... intuitive.

That's what they used to call psychics-- intuitionists!

[sighs and rolls his eyes] And I used to call myself a rational human being...

Lydia

What did she say?

Hard to tell. There were words. I'm not sure there were actual sentences.

Lydia

So... nothing.

I think we need a psychologist. Or a medium.

Lydia

Is she even competent enough to be charged with a crime?

If Meredith is the Benefactor, then that means she was competent enough to trick Kate into opening the Hale vault, competent enough to blackmail Brunski into helping her, and competent enough to create a hit list and pay out money for it's completion. This girl's practically a criminal mastermind.

Peter

Lydia's right. We don't want to kill each other.

The only person I'm pointing a gun at is you.

Peter

Then, you better make it a perfect shot, Sheriff, because I don't go down easy.

[cocks gun] I'm willing to bet that a bullet between the eyes doesn't heal real fast, even for your kind.

Lydia

Stop. Please, stop.

Peter

This department's getting more corrupted by the second. What are you gonna charge me with, Sheriff? How are you going to explain this to a judge? "Telepathic girl overhears thoughts of comatose werewolf and decides to enact his plans for retribution?" Hmm. [He clicks his tongue] They're gonna be pointing a gun at your head and asking you to go quietly.

Stiles

Hi, Dad. Okay, Dad, I know you're angry--

[interrupts] Oh, I'm beyond angry. I've reached a level of fury that you could not possibly comprehend.

Stiles

[sighs] Okay, well, when I get back, you can ground me.

Ground you? Ground you? I'm going to hobble you!

His claws were different-- twice the size of Scott's. More like talons.

Melissa

If that's the worst part, that doesn't sound too bad...

It's worse. They did something to me. I don't know how to describe it, other than it felt as if the life was being drawn out of me through them. Through the claws.

Melissa

And now he's looking for Scott?

Which got me thinking about what this guy can do. The rule is you have to kill an Alpha to steal their power, right?

Melissa

Yeah, except it's different for Scott.

You can't steal a True Alpha's power.

I think this guy can.

Stiles

[about Theo] Dad, this kid's a werewolf!

Your best friend is a werewolf! Your girlfriend is a werecoyote. I still don't know what Kira's supposed to be. When the flying monkeys come soaring through this station, you will have my undivided attention. Until then, just go to school.

[about Theo] Are you sure this kid's guilty?

Stiles

Absolutely.

Then all you gotta do is wait. If they're really guilty? Eventually, they'll make a mistake.

Donovan

Stilinski! Stilinski! I'm going to kill you!

[rolls his eyes] Donovan, if you think that shocks me, remember it was well-documented in your Anger Expression Inventory. Deputies, escort the prisoner out.

Donovan

I'm not angry like I'm going to throw a brick through your window. I'm angry, like I'm going to find you, I'm going to get a knife, and I'm going to stab you until you're dead. And, when you look at me and ask me why? Remember right now.

Stiles

[claps dramatically] Wow, that was awesome. That was awesome. That was great. Can we do one more? Give us another one, maybe like Christopher Walken this time? Okay, you know what? It's fine. You'll have plenty of time to work on it when you're in your tiny little cell. You know, just stuck there. Forever.

I've got an answer to why we couldn't find Tracy last night. She was in the hospital.

[confused] Doing what?

Killing her psychiatrist.

[sighs] Let Scott know, but tell him I don't want them getting into it yet.

Shouldn't we be putting him on the payroll?

I'm starting to wonder...

I thought you said you, uh, you had a situation?

Melissa

[nervously] Yes, but complicated. If you come in, I need you to leave your badge at the door.

[confused] Uh... Literally or figuratively?

Melissa

[unamused] Both would be preferable.

This is your official statement?

Melissa

[plays dumb] Something wrong?

[frustratedly] The part about finding the body in your kitchen works fine. But then, it gets a little confusing when you describe the body as a "monstrous chimera," and then go on about werewolves, banshees, kanimas...

Melissa

[sarcastically] You're right! I forgot about the Dread Doctors.

[to Deputy Clarke] I'll deal with it. No more bending the rules for anyone.

Melissa

[angrily] Maybe you should learn to bend a little before someone breaks.

Did you think that I wouldn't believe it was self-defense?

Stiles

What if it wasn't? What if I told you I wanted him dead?

I'd believe you. I also believe that wanting someone dead and murdering them are two very different things.

Stiles

Yeah, but what if a judge didn't think so?

Then to hell with the judge! Stiles, it was self-defense, and I would destroy every shred of evidence to protect you if I had to. I would burn the whole Sheriff's station to the ground.

Stiles

What about upholding the law? What about Kira?

Kira was a mistake. I guess I'm learning how to bend.

Is that my laptop?

Stiles

Yep.

Do you have my password?

Stiles

I have all your passwords.