Isaac quotes from Teen Wolf

Isaac

Are you sure we shouldn't call Scott?

[pulls out ring dagger] Stay behind me and stay quiet.

Isaac

[after Allison leaves the car] Oh, this is so not gonna end well.

Chris

[about Jennifer Blake] I don't even think I know what teacher that is.

Isaac

She's the one with the brown hair. She's kinda hot. [everyone stares at him] ...Just an observation.

Isaac

Want to figure something out? Because while Scott and Stiles were out there trying to help people from being killed, you were in here, rolling around the sheets with the actual killer! Do you get how many people she's killed? Erica and Boyd are dead, Cora is dying, and you're doing nothing! Why did you do this to us Derek? Was it all about the power? Were you bored? Were you lonely?

Derek

Maybe. [Isaac angrily goes to leave] I told Cora I wouldn't leave. I'll help the others when I figure out how to help her.

Isaac

There's no time! The full moon's coming. The sheriff and Melissa are going to be dead, so I'm going to help them. You can sit here and perfect the art of doing nothing.

Isaac

What do you mean?

Scott

I mean, you didn't kiss her, did you?

Isaac

No! Absolutely not. No.

Scott

...Did you want to?

Isaac

Oh yeah, totally.

Scott

Okay, so what happens to a person who has a near-death experience and comes out of it seeing things?

Stiles

And is unable to tell what's real or not?

And is being haunted by demonic visions of dead relatives?

Isaac

They're all locked up because they're insane.

Stiles

Ha, ha. Can you at least try to be helpful?

Isaac

For half my childhood, I was locked in a freezer. So, being helpful is kind of a new thing for me.

Stiles

We need a real Alpha. [Scott makes an offended face] You know what I mean. An Alpha who can do Alpha-things! You know, an Alpha who can get it going. You know, get it...

Isaac

...Up?

Scott

[defeated] Great. I'm an Alpha with... performance issues?

How am I supposed to help anyone if I'm like this? What am I supposed to do?

Isaac

Allison. Let me help you. Show me what to do.

Lydia

Anyone else think we might be doing more harm than good?

Scott

We're trying to keep a father from killing his own daughter.

Isaac

Actually, we're trying to keep a guy from killing a coyote, who is actually his daughter, who we don't know how to change from a coyote back into his daughter...

Stiles

And again with the not helping.

Stiles

Scott, I don't think you get it, yet. You're an Alpha. You're the apex predator! Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Scott

[confused] The hot girl?

Stiles

You are the hottest girl! [Stiles leaves just as Isaac joins them]

Isaac

[confused] ...What?

Scott

I'm the hot girl?

Isaac

Yes, you are! [Scott and Isaac both smile like angels]

Isaac

Barrow went after kids with glowing eyes? He said those exact words?

Stiles

Yeah, and no one knows how he woke up from anesthesia. Just that when they opened him up, they found a tumor of live flies. Which, in any other circumstance, would be all kinds of awesome.

Isaac

[about the twins] So, this is how it's gonna be now? We trust them?

Scott

Just because I'm letting them help, doesn't mean I trust them.

Isaac

Yeah, well, I don't trust them, either. Or like them. In fact, I hate them, and I kinda just want them to die.

Isaac

Alright, maybe I was trying to kiss you.

Are you completely, totally out of your mind? You actually think that I would want to kiss you? Or, any other werewolf ever again? Because trust me on this, I would never kiss you. Ever.

Isaac

...Never?

Never.

Isaac

Okay. Alright, fine. I won't kiss you either. [Isaac takes off his shirt. Allison stares at him and takes off her own shirt]

I'm frustrated

Isaac

Sexually?

Do you wanna talk about Scott, or do you wanna paint my body?

Isaac

I wanna paint your body.

You can do this. You're not a boy if you walk in there acting like a man. Okay? Go in there with confidence, and all they'll see is a boyish looking man.

Isaac

Or, a stupid teenager pretending to be a man. I'm going to get my head blown off by a bunch of Japanese fingerless mobsters...